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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Anon airs out

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Anon airs out

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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    This probably isn’t true, but like if it is, you shouldn’t have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.

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      “Violence is isually the answer.”

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    • Chaos@lemmy.ml
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      You have confirmed that this isn’t true, but you did forget to add also gay as it’s a fact must be added.

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    Hey, I just wanted you to know that I didn’t like your post.

  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Anon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.

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      Honestly I’ve never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase “screw the pooch”. Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent 😭

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        Apparently, it’s the tamer version of “fuck the dog”.

        https://slate.com/human-interest/2014/01/screw-the-pooch-etymology-of-the-idiom-dates-back-to-nasa-and-the-military.html

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          Holy shit. I thought I was being witty using that idiom instead of screwed the pooch. TIL it’s already a thing, moreover the origin story of screwed the pooch.

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            The origin doesn’t include actually having sex with a dog though. “Fuck the dog” was just an expression for being lazy and “screw the pooch” simply makes it more palatable.

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              Wtf else would it mean?

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                Whether the action was feeding, walking, or fornicating, though, all of these early examples were used to mean “to loaf around” or “to waste time” (dogs have often been associated with laziness, as in the expression “dogging it”). Later on, possibly around World War II, “fucking the dog” and its euphemistic equivalents took on a secondary meaning of “blundering.”

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                  Ok, so Google up fornicate one time

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      Dog gone it!

    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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      I hate you.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      So, OP got rewarded?

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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      So George Carlin voiced the conductor in the US. Someone mixed in his standup with the show, and it’s pretty great.

      https://youtu.be/ov4RwjQGye0

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        Wait, I thought it was Ringo Starr?

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          English vs US versions

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            Weird, I only recall seeing one version in the states. Or at least on PBS.

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              Not sure about it specifically, but when I was a child in England it was a british man, and when we moved back to the states it was a person with a NA accent. I later learned those to be Ringo and Carlin. Don’t know about timelines, or release differences, or anything like that though.

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              I definitely remember Ringo and George. I always assumed that is was just Ringo quit thing.

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              It’s possible they switched to the English version at some point, but Carlin was the guy in the US version

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        https://youtu.be/ov4RwjQGye0

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    deleted by creator

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        i liek choccy milk

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    Coincidence?

    • joucker29@lemmy.world
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      What app is that?

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        Connect for Lemmy on Android

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    What a terrible day to be literate

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    “be moaning like an anime girl” fucking lost it

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    Anon became a white woman.

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      i don’t know what this means, but i hate you for writing it

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      I’m not sure why, but I feel like theres a different word underneath the word fella.

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        Yeah, it’s the n word

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    too tired to move

    Yeah, no, I’m calling bullshit. WTF anon?

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    I should have just scrolled away

    1000014574

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    Red Rover
    Red Rover
    Peanut butter trick
    for Ben Dover

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