It was wild, would buy milk and a couple days later it was chunky. Fridge always felt cool. When the veggies started spoiling on a similar time scale we decided it was best to replace, thankfully had a solid landlord.

The next time I had a bad fridge it would freeze things randomly. Milk and lettuce would freeze, but stuff next to it was fine. Figured it was haunted, bought a new one as at this point I was my own landlord.

Moral of the story, refrigerant leaks are no joke and can do weird shit.

Had this start happening and got a new fridge, didn’t happen anymore. Do your veggies also spoil quickly? If so, your fridge likely be bork.

Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them

Bartok! Bartok! Bartok! Bartok!

Ron Stampler?

Been once, was great, would totally do it again

I have an elitebook g6 running Linux just fine, I’m sure yours can too!

Next you’ll tell me that brown sugar isn’t just brown sugar and table salt isn’t just salt!

I try this and it sometimes helps, but sometimes the “crunching” side starts to throw a cramp too. I should eat more bananas…

One of the previous owners of my house believed in rolling dice for how many Brad nails to use. It could contain anywhere from 1 to 100 in the casing.

I don’t get the calf cramps, but foot or ribs. Ribs are the fucking worst because hiw the fuck do you stretch that out?! I can only reach up so high! It’s not fair!

It doesn’t bother me one bit of you know my search history. You’ll learn I search a word to see if I know your to spell it properly and that I DIY a lot of stuff lol

Well looky looky, guess who just ate “6 spoons of warm oil”? Honestly it was probably more because it was a pizza hut pan pizza.

Lost in chaos!

I fEeL oLd AnD wAs OnLy BoRn In ThE eArLy 2000’s

No, this is Patrick

We have this at my work. Liquid, powder, and freezie form. It’s good shit and has what plants crave!

When someone previously told a vrtx vm not to auto boot after power up and none of the remote access is working either… Both undocumented as well, of course. And your tired AF tech is statically configuring the wrong IP range on their laptop to manu because it’s been a long shutdown day and are also unfamiliar with the system in general (me). Good times, I figured it out though, but lots of sweating and swearing.

Proportional Representation and First Past The Post

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