• Uterusofsteel
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    Why is she so obsessed with trying to convince us her man is cool? Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. Maybe cause I’m used to my latin culture, but umm, that man couldn’t dance at all? Ok, he could blow a conch, so can small children. And he is NOT part of any boat crew. He’s a landlocked suburban dork with dainty hands and one pair of shorts. He talks to her with disdain and like she’s an idiot and she giggles about it. Couldn’t be me.

    I don’t even feel bad snarking on him cause he’s complacent in all her shitty behavior just to ride the gravy train.

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      I was legit JUST coming to post about how it’s only ever on vacation that she has to flaunt how happy and in love they are and how much he loves her body etc. She never acts like this at home. I swear she’s only happy in her relationships with her husband and even her kids when they’re on vacation/away from home. Like here’s another smug staged pic that they’re so in love and HA sucks for you haters. Like Jfc go take care of your kid for once.

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        If you zoom in on that pic the gross beard hairs look really odd.

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        Her lips look like San Diego. I believe the translation for that is, a whales vagina

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      He can blow a conch so well because he’s used to blowing smoke up her ass

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        She’s out of practice. She no doubt hasn’t blown since they’ve been married.

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      It seems like once or twice a year Shane plays content husband. Remember Sarah’s Christmas of gifts of experiences or stuff - I think she makes him do this as her gift. That or he’s high.