Can someone translate? What in the run on is she saying?

Mommy let him have a playdate! So sweet 🥳

Meanwhile…

I’d like to point out here that since I was banned from Reddit (for what? Who knows-birdie didn’t like getting called out with receipts, I guess), when she says her dr said she was “bone on bone,” I’m almost sure that was the time she said she “lost feeling in my legs” when in actuality it was a PINCHED NERVE from doing yoga incorrectly. Shane’s gf at the time (when he started seeing Birdie on the side) was a yoga instructor. So naturally, Sarah took up yoga all of a sudden. She had the worst form and, at one point, posted a pic of a headstand where she was in danger of injuring her neck, and the comments reflected that. Soon after that, she had a pinched nerve, making it “hurt to walk.” The bone on the bone was about no lubrication between joints and inflammation (something to that effect), which had nothing to do with how thin she was. The way this lady lies about everything is wild. WILDDDDD

That dress is an optical illusion. The darts/waist make it seem as if that’s her waist. Her arm covers the rest of her. The rest appears darker to make it seem like her body ends where the seams are. Her face is shorter/rounder her eyes are lower etc

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Agree

It’s super cool that the episode of TBP in which the woman talks about wanting to breastfeed her husband but that he’s not into “adult nursing relationships” has been deleted. All the others are still up. She says, “Consent is annoying; I just want him to do what I want him to do.”

We called her out, and now it’s missing. However, this promo is still on Bailey’s podcast page.

What a weak, fake, cowardly shell of a human TBP is.

That’s at least $450 (US) on top of her other nonstop spending. does she stop to consider how her followers may be struggling to afford food and rent/mortgage? She’s so tone deaf

She’s trying to sell these as tummy-control underwear under the guise of “look at my authentic belly” that’s the only reason why she posted this and that other belly post the other day. Her face in her stories today was so filteredwhem she was chaoticly rambling her lies about her DM’s —she had the partial eyelid again that was super lifted.

Compared to this

She has to have some type of filter so a fuzzy looking veil did the trick.

That’s love lasagna to you —-and you have to make it shirtless while you post a video about it

Trying to get L to talk to goose. L: “going shopping” S: yeah we’re going to have a great time shopping”

Do they do ANYTHING else?! This is so warped.

This is L’s life. Sarah watching through her camera—- never present. Exploiting her for content. And nana vidoes the exploitation. This is so sad. L think it’s all completely normal.

https://imgur.com/VJemsRS

Even M got on to say “we bought some cool stuff and now we’re going to xyz to buy more cool stuff” She comes home every weekend even though she has a hard to get spot in a dorm? She obviously has a room at home super close to campus. Why a dorm room then? Also, her tone went right over Sarah’s head. Too bad she’s not encouraged to spread her wings and create her own life a bit more. Sad.

And the “lasagna” she made shirtless and left the bacon grease (bacon is lasagna😬) she left in the pan nc “the onions will soak io the flavor) Lordttt this woman-child has a ways to go. And to think she was a food editor 🤣 bc Shane gave her the job

Don’t forget her mini “pizzas” 🤣

She uses ketchup as spaghetti sauce and you can’t convince me otherwise.