She literally just got back, and she’s staying at a hotel for a brand event? She’s the living example of fk them kids.
Imagine being a mommy influencer, but never actually being a mommy lol
Can i apply to be a fitness influencer and never have to go to the gym? Lol
She already did this and got on the cover of Heidi Powells magazine. Except she didn’t go to the gym, she starved herself
You can!
This! What a piece of shit she is. Unless she is bound by contract there is no god given reason she needs to leave her bloody child - AGAIN.
Even if she is bound by contract she was not bound by contract to go to Disney right before the hotel thing. She is not bound by contract to sit on her couch while her kid does who knows what. She has agency, but can’t be bothered to prioritize her kid.
It must be the massive of amount of winter weather we are getting currently 😉
It’s a “sleepover” planned by the brand that took her to France. Hosted pajamas included.
She has kids?
How pathetic, “celebrating” a milestone birthday with a bunch of people who aren’t really friends. She has NO long-term friends or “known since school/childhood” people around her. Not one, and this is a woman who has basically lived in the same place her entire fucking life. They’ve all washed their hands of her. It’s wild.
Does Guelph dislike her? You’re right, she only seems to have her group of fake grifting Instagram bitches rather than core friends who she’s known since school. She must have lost everyone once she became the entitled bitch that she is…
It says a lot about her. Her buddy from Tampa couldn’t even make the 2 hr drive to Orlando? What happened to her American bestie that was at her wedding?
And the gal with the other ship tatoo?
The most random one is Elena Davies. I feel she’s prob never talked to her since lol
Oh ya how many of them got that tatt? 3 or 4? I only see her still talking with Bailey, who she is planning Disneyland with because she lives in LA
I can’t. At this point I wonder if she is related to the Disney family lol
It’s interesting how many of the photos are Ariana/Renee or Ashley/Alicia hamming it up together - I know a group of 14 would be hard to keep together but I bet it annoys Sarah that they aren’t following her around like a puppy. Also - did they have dinner last night or are they just eating park food on the go? Girl dinner might be fun on day 1 but what kind of a weirdo thinks a group of grown woman need to go on rides all day with out taking a nice break and getting changed for dinner? It’s all so weird.
Also interesting that a lot of the trip involves drinking and bars, for somebody who “doesn’t drink”
She’s got her $10 bottle of Diet Coke keeping her satisfied.
I figured they might do an epic last night performative dinner. TBH I think it would be difficult to get a table for 14 at Disney. Table service is expensive and a waste of time imo.
She’s acting like this trip was a once in a lifetime thing and like it brought out her inner child after waiting so many years to go or something yet she goes to Disney multiple times a year and has been an insane amount over the last few years. How can anyone fall for this woman’s BS?!!
What she means is she only had herself to think about, she was the centre of attention, everyone catered to her and she always got her own way. That’s her inner child and her life’s dream.
Nailed it 🎯
Also, this her everyday. 5’7 child.
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That’s so accurate!!
🤣 I needed this laugh.
Was everyone told to completely showcase the hell out of those GF churros?? Everyone taking pictures and video of themselves eating them, and mentioning how they are gluten-free (Omg these are gluten free?!?!? like Ari didn’t already know that)
Sarah has had air of smug brat in every clip I’ve seen her in. Like someone not getting their way at all but still trying to appear content. Any time someone includes Turd in their video, she offers only a quick smile or acknowledgement. Usually trailing far behind or completely ignoring the person filming (see: every video Renee has taken). She is also always away from her poor sister who looks like she is not close enough with literally anyone else on that trip to even walk and talk with. I feel so bad for her
I was also wondering about the Churro’s. I’ve tried them and they were nothing special. I can’t feel sorry for the sister, she knew what she was getting into.
I literally was thinking about those churros and how the best churros are the ones this old man sells out of a cart in front of my kids’ school in the Mexican hood we live in. 5 for $1!! Disney could never.
I kid you not, I thought this was referring to Birds big ass ears and then I realized shit it’s Mickey 🤣
Sprinkled in a picture showing more of her natural jaw/chin line, and gasp! skin that is not completely flawless. So smug
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I fucking hate her lips
These grown ass adults decked out in Disney gear setting their phones up to record their outfits 💀💀💀
It’s embarrassing to watch. And every video they ALL have their phones out at every moment, never just enjoying the moment and the company, always gotta be filming.
The whole thing is absolutely bizarre!! I can’t relate to doing anything remotely like this for my birthday. It’s all so weird and wrong, on so many levels. S. just comes off as such a mean, entitled, spoiled brat! Which is very obvious but it’s still embarrassing.
Not even the same face shape or legs
The nose 😆
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Looks like 2 different people! How can people not see it?
It’s just the way the different phones received it 🙄
She’s a total fraud.
What is with the sisters long winded speech about this trip? She looked miserable the whole trip and then pulls all this out? What’s with the thanking of her parents. It’s all very strange. Did S make her write this to prove their relationship is better than they make it seem?
Very strange! I wonder if they’re all doing this for PR for 🐦 to show how wonderful & loved & amazing she is! 🙄 They see the posts & comments here & on Reddit so it’s damage control because people are seeing the truth about 🐦. Just my opinion.
If you’re in a family with a narcissist you do stuff like this to keep the peace. Or they are so manipulative that you often walk away thinking you’re wrong and maybe they really are great after all. They treat Sarah like a glass slipper.
“I’ve tried. And Cried. So. End of sentence.” What is going on
They’re ALL coocoo for coco puffs. The looney toon gene stretches long in that family
But she’s “not the emotional type” 🤣ok
These people think they are in a 1990’s long distance call commercial.
I don’t understand why she’s saying thank you to her parents in a post about Bird’s bday. I’m going to assume they either funded part of this trip or at least paid for the sister to go. 🤷♀️ The back and forth performance in the comments is cringe.
Just like I called it!! You’d think she’d amp up her fucking mom responsibilities and maybe take her kid swimming, skating, or to the library or I dunno, register her for JK. But nope. Lazy sack of shit is coming off her high of “me me me” and now needs to recharge for Tuesday. Get wrecked you insufferable piece of shit
There is a massive norovirus going around this city right now. One school had an absenteeism of 30% of the school in ONE DAY. Mothers have been trying to juggle FT jobs, household duties, etc, all while caring for their puking and sh*tting children and being there for them. This TWAT needs to “recharge” after galivanting around for 4 days of fun, child free?!?! How does anybody find her relatable. She’s beyond pathetic
Lmao was just coming to post this!!! What a rough life, spent 4 fun days in Disney and now is back on the sofa struggling to get off her ass and be a mom. How do people take this woman and her big important life seriously? Like she really comes home to ZERO responsibilities bc everyone picked up the pieces and took care of life while she frolicked around Disney for the 100th time, it’s pathetic how everyone just coddles her and lets her get away with it.
Must’ve been tough going around the house with L for two minutes to collect chicks. I’m sure next post will be L twirling around to wicked as usual.
Hey Dirty-Bird, your dog dragging its ass means it’s suffering and needs medical attention. It’s not cute, comfortable or clean.
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She is such a useless twat, and, she can’t wipe the coffee spills?! Even when I don’t take a picture of my mug to share to a bunch of people I clean up the mug I’m using. She SUCKS
I know we’ve already covered this but why is she talking like an entirely different person?! It is the weirdest thing. Her gaffaw dorky face when she’s harassing the guy also celebrating their 40th. She is always so awkward and trying so hard, she is not confident at all. She 100% lost weight for this trip - nothing wrong with that except that she’s always said there is something wrong with that!
The voice this entire trip has been next level annoying. Nice of Disney to gift the goof a $1500-$2000 private dessert party. I’m guessing they will be doing a lot more business together in the future.
She’s 100% lost weight and still skinny filters herself. There was one pic I saw and she literally looked like corpse bride mixed with shrunken head guy from Beetlejuice. She really needs help
The Instagram mean girl grifters are on their way home. Bet the moms of the group will be on double duty with their kids while shitbag sarah will park her ass on the couch back to filming the trapped disney baby.
Putting money on her return home being 1) Shame on the couch and 2) L twirling to Wicked
That was quite the birthday extravaganza she through for herself so she could be cast in the starring role for days on end!
The Sarahsplaining tells me the questions and accountability called out here get under her skin. It gets under here skin because she knows she’s a lair always trying to hide, convince and fake it.
Wait she said it took 3 years to plan… if you’re going to be a compulsive liar keep up with them.
She’s so loosey goosey with her words so she can throw a “you received it that way” at you.
Are people really clamoring to get their hands on some junky camcorder?
Exactly what I thought. Also, I can see this turning into a yearly girls trip.
She literally even wrote it herself 2 days ago!!!
Before the trip she said she was planning it for years. Post says 1. Keep your lies straight birdshit.
5 days of “girlhood” and Becci and Avery still don’t follow each other on IG. Also Avery not giving Patra a follow back.
She needs an intervention. I can’t fathom the amount of money she spends. She buys new Disney gear before her trips and even more shit while there.
She’s pathetic. How much Disney clothing does one person need especially a 40 year old???
They have done a costume change for their overpriced dinner at Space 220 tonight. Can you imagine this 💀 it is not easy to get reservations here ** for the average Joe anyways.
She has had at least 4 different purses options this trip that I can remember.
The. Neck.
Of course having to hide her chin bc someone else is taking the picture. She can never be normal, always gotta be aware of how she’s posing and hiding body parts. And calling someone birthday girl a month after their bday is insufferable.
Her unfiltered chin and neck
Ariana is almost 10 years younger than Bird but you would never guess that from this pic
Agreed. It also always shocks me that Ariana is that much younger.
Does she actually have skin texture? Who knew? I thought she was a pore-less wonder.