Why is she so obsessed with trying to convince us her man is cool? Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. Maybe cause I’m used to my latin culture, but umm, that man couldn’t dance at all? Ok, he could blow a conch, so can small children. And he is NOT part of any boat crew. He’s a landlocked suburban dork with dainty hands and one pair of shorts. He talks to her with disdain and like she’s an idiot and she giggles about it. Couldn’t be me.
I don’t even feel bad snarking on him cause he’s complacent in all her shitty behavior just to ride the gravy train.
🤣 a landlocked suburban dork with dainty hands and one pair of shorts 💀
And one pair of jeans… you can’t forget those
Oh yes. With the 10 inch bottom cuff 🤣
Emotional support jorts lol
I was legit JUST coming to post about how it’s only ever on vacation that she has to flaunt how happy and in love they are and how much he loves her body etc. She never acts like this at home. I swear she’s only happy in her relationships with her husband and even her kids when they’re on vacation/away from home. Like here’s another smug staged pic that they’re so in love and HA sucks for you haters. Like Jfc go take care of your kid for once.
Her lips look like San Diego. I believe the translation for that is, a whales vagina
If you zoom in on that pic the gross beard hairs look really odd.
It seems like once or twice a year Shane plays content husband. Remember Sarah’s Christmas of gifts of experiences or stuff - I think she makes him do this as her gift. That or he’s high.
She’s looked so high much of the time. Especially at the airport
Gotta keep the grift going!
He can blow a conch so well because he’s used to blowing smoke up her ass
She’s out of practice. She no doubt hasn’t blown since they’ve been married.
I used to like her but her authenticity is LONG GONE. Not sure who she thinks she is but she’s realllllly trying hard to be a celebrity. I’m quite frankly sick and tired of the free ride she’s getting - and for what? Being a phoney “body positivity” advocate? She’s full of Botox, fillers and cosmetic procedures, fake hair, fake nails, and the list goes on. Ffs be a mother to your baby!! Put your toddler in a program with other kids!! That poor kid lives in the Nana K bubble and maybe gets to go to Disney a couple times a year 🤦🏻♀️ My friend reached out to the bird to advertise her children’s clothing line - remember when the bird was all about “SUPPORT LOCAL”?? Ya well she will only support you if you pay her 25K USD PER STORY!! Plus free merchandise. EW, how disgusting she is!!!
And her stories are low effort, unprofessional trash. It’s fucking absurd.
She said she’s going to be doing interviews. That should be interesting! 🧐
That’s ridiculous.
That’s disgusting
Is she gonna say she hates you guys or something? Like wtf is this. This is her way of justifying that it’s okay to keep ditching her little one 4 times in the last week? And I’m sure another Disney trip is incoming 🙄
Always with the psychotic look
Another family trip?? Amazing. Remember back in August how she claimed it was going to be their last family trip because M was going to University?
It’s insufferable!!! She’s probably taking them to Paris so she can have her picture with the castle.
How many times do they need to go away? Her carbon footprint is becoming insane. She seems to think she needs to buy her families love instead of just spending time at home infront of the tree and just enjoying each others company. The only way she spends time with her kids if when it’s doing experiences and pulling them around for content.
She gets worse by the day. I wonder how many trips can be crammed into December? It is her bday month after all. That psychotic smile really looks like the face of someone struggling.
I’m pretty sure they have been invited on the media cruise for the new Disney cruise ship, the Disney Treasure. They were on the preview cruise for the wish and the media event for the newest ship is taking place in December so I betcha that is the family trip she is talking about
That’s exactly what she is trying to do. See? L is so happy for them! She doesn’t have to feel guilty. Was L happy for her when she went to LA too? And NYC?
As if a little person can process all that? She just thinks it’s normal to be left behind.
Right? L doesn’t have the capacity to be happy for an adult.
I’m not snarking on anything about L and her sweetness but you can see L acting like Sarah and Nana and probably the big kids at times. It’s masking or faking it - not sure what to call it, but none of them are real they just put on this cheery, happy, high pitched voice as if every moment is for instagram. Not the Disney adult stuff for me but I believe in being silly and that we all grow up a little too fast and that a personal aesthetic is better than chasing trends. Sarah will say people are making fun of her or saying she can’t be childlike but that’s not it, it’s that she’s selfishly going too far.
Somethings going on in that family - the joy isn’t real it’s curated and fake.
I keep thinking about L’s comment when S. woke her up when she got home. L. said she liked S’s nails. Other times L. has said that S. is pretty or her hair is nice, etc. Nothing wrong with that at all but it’s as though that’s the only thing she knows that will get attention from her mom, complimenting her… Everything seems to be just for clicks & likes. I’d love to see L. go to nursery school or similar type of thing. She’s a sweet little kid and I think she’d love being with kids her age.
The way the 18 year speaks and acts actually shocks me and that’s all I can say about that.
“Something is going on in that family” ✅
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Now she has L FaceTiming with Goofy. Sorry you couldn’t come sweetie but look how great I am getting you on FaceTime with a character 🙄 and the fact she makes Shane film her doing this, no private moments here.
This is manipulation at its finest. It’s like teasing a child. What sicko would do that?!?! “Look at how much fun we are having without you, at a place you would love”
AGREED. She’s a terrible person. I just can’t imagine going to a Disney resort, meeting characters, seeing a Disney movie, all without your 3 year old who you’ve made love all of these things.
Yes! I wouldn’t do that trip without her but if for some reason I did, the 3 year old would never know where I was and what I did.
Poor kid is isolated from the world, left with Nana in no activities or preschool, and then is manipulated by her mom as Birds swings from neglectful to fawning over L and back to neglectful again. Birds’ mask is slipping big time these days, she has no one to mirror because no one behaves like this - so we are seeing the act all unravel.
Can see why she has to keep L isolated. Even 3 year olds at daycare would not understand why their friend’s mom went to a Disney Resort without her and would for sure say as much directly to L.
So well said 👏🏻👏🏻 I’ll never get over how isolated they have L, sure NK may provide an educational day for her but I think it’d be so nice for her to spread her wings with kids her own age. But like you said, she doesn’t want other parents and other kids fo see how neglectful she is when she’s never there to drop or pick her up.
Sarah knows it’s slipping - that’s why she showed everyone in an underwear post that while primping and packing she took a min to play with her kid. It made me think of someone taking a moment for a game of fetch, she does the least.
She absolutely knows it’s slipping and as much as she’s saying that SO many good things are coming her way, it’s the opposite. There’s so much desperation in all of her posts these days because she knows people are uninterested in her anymore and they are starting to see through her - including her “friends” circles. Notice how there’s a lot of new users here and on Reddit, knowing a LOT about her? It’s no coincidence. They’re all mean girls, even to eachother. Everybody is over S and her delusional family that supports her.
And every event she goes to know she has to thank her ‘followers’. Guilt tripping people to stick around and see her overconsumption.
At this point she’s a big sister feeling bad for little sis at home. I do not believe most moms would do this - it’s sickening!
That’s just cruel. Leave the kid alone at this point.
This was absolutely disgusting and so tasteless
I don’t watch her “stories/lies” anymore. What was her reasoning for not taking Lemon with them? I am assuming a Disney event is kid friendly 🤔 They can take a trip together anywhere, anytime they want.
She didn’t address it. I was also waiting to hear her “explanation”. I don’t see a reason why she couldn’t have tagged along, even at her own expense if that’s what it came down to. I assume she didn’t want to be bothered with her.
She could have brought her chronically ill hard working nana on the trip to hang with L. Sunshine is good for everyone. Sarah only spends her money on herself. Sarah is always sitting on her ass - for those of us who have cared for preschoolers that’s not the gig.
I wonder if nana has to babysit the oh so important tamagotchi
That thing’s long forgotten and is probably in a junk drawer.
Bingo. She couldn’t take Nana beck and call with her and would absolutely implode if she had to do anything for her own kid beyond shopping or exploiting her on insta.
I bet she was allowed to bring her but Sarah just didn’t want to have to deal with her much like her excuse that she was “too little” for the NYC event. She wouldn’t be able to film videos about how much Shane loves her cellulite that she erases daily and how in love they are if she had to take care of L during it.
She’s more than 7000 kms away from her child, and yet she’s still exploiting her for content. This woman makes me sick. Imagine torturing that child with FaceTime calls with her faveourire characters, so she can show us all what a wonderful mother she is. Disgusting! 🤮
She makes me so mad. It feels like she’s gaslighting her own child, how sick is that? “You couldn’t come away with mommy and daddy, but here’s your fave Disney characters through a screen. Aren’t I a great mommy?”.
Leave the poor girl alone. You didn’t take her on the trip, just let her enjoy her day with someone who actually wants to be with her.
Sweet L only knows life through screens. When Sarah is home with her she’s also always talking at her through the phones camera. This is next level ignorant for this grown woman to be flaunting her fun at her kid.
Do her followers not see how she looks nothing like how she portrays online? Or are They too busy blowing smoke up her ass?
Real life Disney Princess 😵💫🤮
ETA: I feel this is as close to her real face as we see?
Bear with me here. I’m learning how to use this site. But what in the fresh hell is going on with her legs? Left leg vs right - or am I receiving it this way? 😒
I’m receiving it the same way!
Being filmed again eating that thing again at Disney again
She looks high AF again. Those eyes are empty
And again…😬
“OMG honey! Look how much fun we are having here without you! You would have LOVED it here, but we don’t care that much about you. But don’t worry, I’ll bring you back another stuffie to make up for it and post the affiliate link. What’s that? (NK whispering to L) You’re happy for us and think I’m pretty? Good content baby…errr…I mean, I think you’re alright too”
Pulls in the jowls.
Bird trying to dance is like watching a baby giraffe attempting to walk for the 1st time.
Sometimes I swear she just acts like that on purpose, like how can someone be so goddamn incompetent in everything they do?
😂
Bird should get one of these ornaments added to her tree.
She 100% would get The Substance. (Great movie btw)
In case anyone was wondering Sarah would like you all to know that this roomy dress is from before L was born. This is Sarah’s version of a before and after, look, it fits. 🙄
She’s sad she doesn’t have an affiliate anymore. She honestly thinks people would die without an affiliate on every single things she wears/has. Delusional.
I need the masterminds at Instagram to tell me how many DMs there are truly asking for links.
Yep, I caught that too. 🙄
I sometimes wonder if she holds a bit of disdain for poor L for “ruining” her body. I think pre L she was feeling herself hard. I guess she didn’t account for her body’s natural changes after 12 years. There was no way she was going to “bounce back” the way she did after B in her late 30s vs her 20s. It’s totally normal and expected. Then she didn’t lose the weight fast enough, which again, late 30s. It doesn’t fall off anymore!
Sorry everyone, I’ve changed accounts and didn’t follow this community on the new one 😅
Thank you for still being here, you’re the best!
Happy to help !
Lemmy, fetch!
I was able to get a few comments manually, hopefully this means the issue is solved
Sorry for lack of updates, was a busy day. Lemmy.ca admin did come back to me, but with no good news - nothing obviously failing on their end either. How did you fetch those comments? Is it just the new ones coming through or is there a magic incantation to get them?
I searched for them by using their links in the search bar
That usually triggers manual federation
With your permission, I could try completely purging this post on lemmy.cafe and trying searching for it afterwards. Maybe that would trigger full federation of all comments. The other outcome is losing currently federated comments on cafe.
Feel free ! I’m probably the only subscriber on this community from Lemmy.cafe, so no one else should be impacted
Who is this?
Not the Sarah typically seen on Instagram that’s for sure. She’s just gaslighting her followers as usual.
Does anyone have the picture “Jen” from reddit posted of all the plants in the front of her window?
I was thinking the same thing. 36 post to Reddit in the span of 2 hours going so hard for TBP is SO unhinged
Sarah’s gotta realize that’s embarrassing for her. If she has her part of the internet we can have ours.
I need to see that picture because I have something that looks a lot like it from what I can remember.
Anyone know where pleasanttax is now?
Found it
Damn! The trees in the background are different. Mystery unsolved.
But I find the hands and nails in the profile pic the same as another pic Jen posted too.
I think it’s the same person too
Damn!
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Is the Ariana Christie snark gone? Or is Reddit glitching? I can’t go into the page but I was able to last night!
It is so bad right now!
Nm I can get in now. Weird!
