Cum smell
My heart goes out to the thirteen year old boys who read this and thought “oh fuck!”
But also when you’re 13 everyone else does actually know.
They know because they were 13 once too.
Statistically it’s girls who experience that particular fear. Boys don’t have as many misguided techniques to mask scent. Instead they stand up slowly and awkwardly using books or backpacks for cover.
Trick is on you, I’m wearing “guy who hasn’t cum in 2 weeks” cologne
So the three men who made it more than a week smell different than all the rest of us, eh?
They took a big whiff during November
Why would I even care? Sometimes you can smell my love of garlic and onions too, I have no shame in what I am or what I do.
As long as you aren’t microwaving fish in the office.
Just cum, all good here.
Are sardines fish?
Yes. Also, beavers, by technicality of the Catholic church.
My brother used to work with a guy that would get in the break room early and be eating sardines every morning. The time clock was there, and the room was small. There was no avoiding it.
Share it with everyone
Masturbated yourself or someone else?
I need answers. Time IS a factor here people.
It is too complicated, we must do more tests!
sigh *unzips*
sigh, unzips too…
🫦
just wash your hand. it’ll be fine
So all of us then
Like even after the shower?
especially when masturbating after the shower
Thanksgiving dinner be real awkward
Women just have a better sense of smell, duh! 🙄😒
Where is she smelling all these men who haven’t masturbated within the last week?
More importantly. How is she telling whether enough men have masturbated or not in the last three weeks to correlate the smell?
Exactly lol, not to mention I have a strong sense of smell and while it has a scent, the men around her must never wash their hands. Or wipe it everywhere, marking territory.
Exactly. Where would you find the control?
