Nothing can outweigh yo mama.

Oh shit oh fuck

Sometimes it feels like I’m the only motherfucker on the internet that doesn’t want humanity to die off.

What’s wrong with y’all?

That’s hardly comforting. I don’t want 90% of people to die and civilization to collapse. Can’t we just guillotine the rich and explore the galaxy?

Because the system is specifically designed to prevent that from happening.

Hai.

the result is that you unfortunately don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

*the hand that steals 99.9% of the value you create and leaves you with a few crumbs.

Which one of these are the ones that can get pregnant again?

to scary pls tag nsfw

Versatile, yes.

Snoopy!

Why that damn bullet had to hit the firefighter instead?

I’m so fucking tired.

ADHD?

Neither leader would have any actual skin in the game, it’s just people’s lives that would never contribute in another meaningful way to their power.

Cold War 2: now with more stupid!

Relm status: ready for crime.

https://dynasty-scans.com/series/jyoshikou_dakara_safe