Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agoBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square138fedilinkarrow-up1728arrow-down111
arrow-up1717arrow-down1imageBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 27 days agomessage-square138fedilink
minus-squarewatson387@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up136·27 days agoYeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
minus-squareaccideath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53arrow-down1·27 days agoOr whose last name is Blimpson.
minus-squareIcyToes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·edit-226 days agoI don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
minus-squareaccideath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·26 days agoWe live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
minus-squareKSP Atlas@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·26 days agoI mean, you can knock up a trans guy
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·26 days ago someone who likes the name Blessica I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
minus-squarewjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·26 days agoNo. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
Not with that attitude.
you can certainly try
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
Damn :(
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Blive, blaugh, blove
Is that you scoob?
Ruh roh
To… blave…
Blilly Blystal
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
That’s a crunchy mom?
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”