Haircase

The hair comes from all the people that have slipped and died falling down those stairs. They get absorbed before anybody is even aware and remain vertical with the skull making the stair. The hair cannot grow on its own; it must be replaced.

Imagine breaking your neck falling down the hairs.

Thanks, I hate it

Repulsel, Repulsel! Let down your hair!

Do you want to go up sthairs?

Plot twist: they are merkins.

What to do when tribbles get out of hand.

Long mullet.

“Don’t ask me why but I need the largest cans of industrial carpet shampoo and conditioner you have.”

So… do the drapes match the stairs?

It rubs the lotion on its hair or else it gets the hose again

As featured in https://youtu.be/m0EiujcV3Tg?si=rU2jlGPQP7Yvsw4F

Is that a Trandoshan made Wookie pelt staircase comforter?

Hairway To Steven