The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 7 months agohmmmlemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1319arrow-down114
arrow-up1305arrow-down1imagehmmmlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·7 months agoYou gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-27 months agoPUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.
minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·7 months ago“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoJust like when I go to the local bodega for weed.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoSadly, very relevant… https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4
minus-squareUltraMagnus0001@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoAnal print changed from hemorrhoids.
You gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
PUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.
“I just gotta check your asssshole sir”
Just like when I go to the local bodega for weed.
Sadly, very relevant…
https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4
Anal print changed from hemorrhoids.