• BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPM
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      I’ve worked in an ER and heard kids who weren’t vaccinated against whooping cough and heard them gasp and wheeze for breath. It is terrible. These people think measles is like chicken pox.

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    Apparently, all of us vaccinated folks were supposed to drop dead.

    So far, all we seem to do is out perform the unvaccinated across every health metric.

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      I’m still waiting on 5G I was supposed to get with mine. It would be nice to not have to pay for that.

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      A vaccinated skydiver’s chute failed to open, big pharma claims another life. They’d never have been skydiving in the first place if they’d died from COVID.

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          Nice, going to save that one for future use.

          Reminds me of a story about a firefighter who fell off a 100-foot ladder but got up and kept working with no injuries…

          ...🤜〰️

          Luckily, he was on the bottom rung at the time.

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      I know the actual reason is they don’t like vaccinations is 'needle scary :( ’ and all the other bullshit they come up with is just trying to justify not taking them without admitting they’re scared, but their stated reasons always make absolutely zero sense. If it was about population control (both in terms of number of people and controlling their actions) as many say it would make far more sense to give the compliant people actual protection and kill the ‘smart, handsome, athletic, etc rebels’ or whatever they see themselves as, why would the evil council of shadowy figures want to kill the people who listen to them and leave the ones who don’t?

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    It would be really interesting to see the justification changing over time. According to these guys, all vaccinated people survived at least 10 different deadlines or other predictions of doom.

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      How many times have the same crowd (with replacements over time) thrown a “Welcome Back, Jesus!” party only for the guest of honor to stand them up? Hasn’t seemed to dampen their enthusiasm on that topic. This is a consequence of telling people that it’s fine to cultivate a blind spot in their reasoning for their sincerely held beliefs.

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    Advice for anyone;

    I started taking this approach with made-up deadlines and it’s worked great for me so far.

    While some idiot is telling you something (you’ll be dead by December 21st) open your calendar app. Tell then you’re doing so. Take the day after their bullshit death day and then inform them; “On December 22nd I’m going to kick your ass for the lie you’re telling right now.”

    “I’m making a date, right now. You can see it on my phone right here. December 22nd, kick Dan’s ass. If you believe in this bullshit that much, there won’t be any consequences, so you’ll be happy to agree to getting your ass kicked. But if there’s any part of you, right now, that thinks, “Maybe I don’t want to get my ass kicked” I recommend you say that and then agree to stop spreading this lie.”

    I’ve got a 90% success rate on shutting people up (one one date with kicking Dan’s ass in my phone.)

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      Also Dan, if you found my account, you’re still in my phone. I think the day is in June. And I’m gonna kick your ass.