‘If it will cause him pain for something to give money to certain things — Perhaps a fund for the women who have been sexually assaulted by Donald Trump.’
E. Jean Carroll on Monday talked about what she plans to do with the $83.3 million former President Donald Trump was ordered to pay her in her defamation case.
“I don’t want to waste money,” Carroll said while on making an appearance on ABC’s Good Morning America.
“I do have an idea. I’d like to give the money to something Donald Trump hates,” she continued. “If it will cause him pain for something to give money to certain things — Perhaps a fund for the women who have been sexually assaulted by Donald Trump.”
Contact the lawyers of the Jane Doe who claims Trump and Epstein raped her at the age of 13. She dropped the case due to death threats. Maybe she could be convinced to go forward with it now if Carroll pays for legal costs and heavy 24/7 security for her. Trump would really hate that.
This is the best suggestion since it’s what Carroll stands for and it would give others the confidence to confront their abusers.
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“I do have an idea. I’d like to give the money to something Donald Trump hates,” she continued.
Eric?
EDIT: I want you all to know that I beat Colbert in telling this joke.
Or any of his children not named Ivanka, really.
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Got em!!
Exercise equipment? Windmills? A safe for documents?
Good taste? Exercise? Reading? Empathy? The list is so so long.
Large gloves
The Constitution
Buy out all the McDonald’s near Mar-a-Lago and force them to close.
Also lobby the EPA to force the use of more energy efficient light bulbs, cars, and more water-efficient toilets.
Create a fund that helps people replace their gas stoves with electric ones.
Trump would lose his shit and spout incomprehensible nonsense until the day he dies! Oh wait, he’s already in that state…
Hey Jean, word on the streets is that he absolutely detests the fact that I don’t own a 2005-06 Ford GT.
Shut up Meg
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does anyone know necromancy?
- a random GOP staffer
At this point I’m not sure they’ll be asking “if” but “who”. Evil bastards.
Steve Bannon has been wearing a human suit like that bug from Men In Black for years now. If he can explain that gap in his resumé then he’s got the job.
that gap in his resumé
You mean the one between his time as an 1800s slave owner and his time at Breitbart?
“go talk to McConnell’s sorcerer”
Dude, Lich McConnell was right there
The GOP would totally pull A Weekend at Bernie’s.
I’m not so sure they aren’t already. The only speeches that are 100% him are the ones that even a schizophrenic can’t follow, the others are definitely written by someone else and some of us know he is saying and pushing exactly what someone else tells him to. He doesn’t have any beliefs or cares of his own aside from whatever he wants for dinner at that moment or who he can assault whenever the desire arises.
Tldr: Trump is a puppet and has been for years.
Trump and his cronies would just assume they’re there to mow the lawn or wash the dishes.
Buy a giant billboard showing trump without all his make up, with his gut hanging out
Every billboard in every red district in the country.
But really, funding other victims’ security and legal costs would be the best for everyone.
see also: The Emperor Has No Balls NSFW or maybe NSFL
The New York statue, in Union Square, was removed early that afternoon; the New York City Parks Department made a statement that it “stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small”.
I can’t
Run constant ads on Fox “News” calling him a rapist - at least that will be more truthful than the way he treated Central Park 5.
more truthful
you mean true
Don’t they review their advertisers? No way they’d let that through for any money.
Donate some of it to Biden, his money funding Biden would give him an aneurysm.
Use the rest to fund the cases of his other victims that can’t afford to go up against Trump.
Donate money to the rich ruling class!
Err fuck no?
Donate money to a charity that helps people like immigrants or LGBT community.
Vegetables?
So not Ivanka('s body) or his own ego. She left herself a lot of room there.
Give the money to ukraine.
Lol she seems to think Donny will pay up
So Biden just got a sizable donation to his campaign?
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Why would DNC be at the top of that list?
They just removed the primary delegates from an entire state for something controlled by the state government which is Republican majority in every branch…
They’re still better than the Republican party, but don’t forget trump used to give the DNC money for decades
He gave so much that the Clinton’s showed up to one of his weddings…
There’s a lot more deserving places for that money than the DNC. And it really sucks that it’s true.
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That’s a lot of options left open.
