Lemmy.ca
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Milk

startrek.website

message-square
20
link
fedilink
494

Milk

startrek.website

The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
message-square
20
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Trex202@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    28
    ·
    1 year ago

    How would one unzip the milk?

    • poppy@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      27
      ·
      1 year ago

      I feel like powdered milk would be a better analogy.

      • rustyricotta@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        23
        ·
        1 year ago

        Nah, it’s just an incredibly lossy compression

        • irmoz@reddthat.com
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          1 year ago

          Milk.mp3

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      25
      ·
      1 year ago

      Cheese is a one way hash.

    • Deceptichum@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      11
      ·
      1 year ago

      There’s gotta be a whey.

      • Tremble@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        1 year ago

        That pun is a little too cheesy for my tastes.

  • aviationeast@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    1 year ago

    You wouldn’t download a cow…

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      15
      ·
      1 year ago

      Fuck you, yes I-
      Wait.

      *googles the size of a cow*

      You’re right. I wouldn’t.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 year ago

        Aww why not? Size of a Cow is a pretty good song.

    • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 year ago

      yay cowsay

  • ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    1 year ago

    Would a pregnant cow be a server?

    • IninewCrow
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      1 year ago

      Feeding the cow hay is the equivalent of ‘seeding’

      • Bonehead@kbin.social
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        10
        ·
        1 year ago

        I’m pretty sure “seeding” the cow has nothing to do with food. They don’t just produce milk for no reason…

        • Tremble@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          edit-2
          1 year ago

          I got this 👀 edit: just to juxtapose two emojis and ruin them for you for life 🐄 👀

        • IninewCrow
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          1 year ago

          … so do we also have to impregnate the cow and massage her nipples too?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    1 year ago

    Why buy the milk when you can download the cow for free?

  • LazaroFilm@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    1 year ago

    Some torrent are the steak instead.

  • Michael717@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    1 year ago

    “Go get the trojan horsecow.”

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      1 year ago

      Fetcher la vache.

Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world

funny@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome to /c/funny, a place for all your humorous and amusing content.

Looking for mods! Send an application to Stamets!

Our Rules:

  1. Keep it civil. We’re all people here. Be respectful to one another.

  2. No sexism, racism, homophobia, transphobia or any other flavor of bigotry. I should not need to explain this one.

  3. Try not to repost anything posted within the past month. Beyond that, go for it. Not everyone is on every site all the time.


Other Communities:

  • /c/[email protected] - Star Trek chat, memes and shitposts

  • /c/[email protected] - General memes

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 791 users / day
  • 1.94K users / week
  • 5.3K users / month
  • 11K users / 6 months
  • 139 local subscribers
  • 6.99K subscribers
  • 1.33K Posts
  • 24.3K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Anticorp@lemmy.world
  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org