*please note i deeply value and respect the vegan movement. i am just critical of how humorously it precipitates in online spaces, particularly this one. :)
*please note i deeply value and respect the vegan movement. i am just critical of how humorously it precipitates in online spaces, particularly this one. :)
Hey, at least I’m not one of those weirdos who drinks stolen breast milk
I buy mine.
From a consenting woman or from a breast milk thief?
It fell off the back of a titty truck
Honestly, human breast milk would be fantastic. You could know that it was at least as consensual as any other form of labor, the women selling it would be compensated decently (after all, they’d need to take hormones and eat a balanced diet in order to produce milk constantly, so ya gotta make sure you’re keeping them healthy), it would be more nutritionally balanced for human consumption, and so on. Plus, less methane emissions, since human farts aren’t nearly as noxious as cow farts.
I can’t see any real downside to it, aside from the fact that a gallon of milk would cost something like $100.