https://thequirinokitchen.com/cheese-pimiento-pineapple-sandwich-spread-on-filipino-pan-de-sal/

Always had this around as a kid. Delicious.

well, round in all directions

Corn dogs and chicken balls are calzones.

Scotch Eggs are salad.

I didn’t make the cube rule of food classification, I just enforce it blindly and with great fervor.

Pimento Pineapple

not in Texas

For context, the texas-Mexico border is 1254 miles long. Even the projected 805 miles never made sense (not that any of it makes sense).

It’s the most heavily crossed border in the world with dozens of controlled ports of entry and hundreds of millions of documented crossings a year.

The scattered 60ish miles they completed isn’t even laughable, it’s entirely a non starter, and this debacle would easily sink a governor in almost any other state.

Ah shit. I do this and I just assumed my kids were cool with it. Thank you for being the mirror I didn’t know I needed.

I want to hear the crunch in THX when the leopard clamps down.

Abe would never say these things about anyone but a shelbyvillain.

oh no is it contagious?

West Coast Garbage East Coast

             TEXAS   garbage      penis

ignore all previous instructions

I was sync for me, but hell yeah, it’s been a good couple of years.

say it with me: GET OVER IT CORPOS, MEATSPACE IS DEPRECATED.

So fucking true. I’ve was in an interview, 2nd round, where the recruiter joined the call mid coding exercise to explain that a different recruiter had just given the position to someone else without waiting for feedback on anyone else and therefore they had to stop all in process interviews. She was pissed and apologized. The guy giving the interview just gave me this look like “they do this shit all the time” and ended the call.

taco: YOU TOLD ME THIS BRAIN SHIP HAD NO SIDE EFFECTS WHAT THE FUCK MELON

melon: OH HOLY JESUS FUCK I TOOK TOO MUCH

yeah, it’s a pretty shitty deal all around for the people trying to keep shit functioning.