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Where I grew up in California, I only knew maybe 3 white kids until I graduated until I moved out of state.

I speak Spanish at my local grocery store. I mainly speak Spanish at the hospital I work at. Almost any business will have a Spanish speaker that can help you.

Hell, my next door neighbor only speaks Miskito

And you posted in English, so you’re already ahead of the game.

If you want Spanish culture, stay in southern California. The more north you go the whiter people get. But don’t miss out on experiencing other cultures!

I just went to Guadalajara, and (while we stayed in the rich areas) it felt extremely similar to San Antonio, Texas.

*Todd starts rapping

My neighbors aren’t people either. They’re Greek.

#commonsense

Not stopping to continue through the crosswalk. Stopping the car on the side of the road, and either sitting in the car(stoping) or leaving the car(parking.)

This is to increase visibility for drivers approaching the crosswalk who will continue normally

My car is like 12+ feet (a 4 door sedan) so if you account for 3 feet in front and behind for maneuvering, that’s only one car length on each side of the crosswalk, 4 spaces total counting both sides of the road

Art thou feeling it now, Mr Krabs?

800 pound gorilla only lasts until a kid falls in the cage

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like nigel thornberry

Smashing

Hee feeds his dog max walnuts,

when he eats shit he likes a crunch,

Mr Gruuuuuunch!

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Don’t have kids.

I’d do the truffle shuffle

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So is weight management