The required votes to win are: total number of votes / number of seats

So if there are 4 spots or seats or whatever and 100 total votes then eat spot requires 25 votes. If one candidate gets 28, then they have three extra.

They already hate us surface dwellers!

“I have 88 WHITE POWER extension cords in my garage.”

I love Hawkins Cheesies.

Jesus fuck, just let go!

Yeah, I didn’t bother looking up the current guy’s name because Balmer is funnier.

Well send Balmer to your house with a box of cookies! (Disclaimer: box may be empty depending on length of trip)

He was asking for it!

Yeah, and programs with means-testing are a lot easier to kill politically.

Ah, thanks!

A mars bar? I don’t get it.

It’ll come out a year or two after the AI craze crashes!

I read it as “generals” the first time, but after reading these comments, now I only read “genitals” when I glance at the headline.

Holy crap! When he said “AI mouse” I thought it was a joke. I mean it is, but, like, I thought it was an amusing fictional story.

https://archive.is/ktNni

“Tragedy at the air show today…”

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

Was he calling it “lube”?

Okay, that does make more sense.

She’s probably supposed to be raking the forest to prevent forest fires.