Jesus fuck, just let go!

Yeah, I didn’t bother looking up the current guy’s name because Balmer is funnier.

Well send Balmer to your house with a box of cookies! (Disclaimer: box may be empty depending on length of trip)

He was asking for it!

Yeah, and programs with means-testing are a lot easier to kill politically.

Ah, thanks!

A mars bar? I don’t get it.

It’ll come out a year or two after the AI craze crashes!

I read it as “generals” the first time, but after reading these comments, now I only read “genitals” when I glance at the headline.

Holy crap! When he said “AI mouse” I thought it was a joke. I mean it is, but, like, I thought it was an amusing fictional story.

https://archive.is/ktNni

“Tragedy at the air show today…”

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!

Was he calling it “lube”?

Okay, that does make more sense.

She’s probably supposed to be raking the forest to prevent forest fires.

I read somewhere that he made a few million on them. It blew me away. It does not compute.

This just feels wrong to me. Sometimes I forget how old I am and then something like this happens.

Oh god damn it, you totally got me!

They both went viral somewhat recently. I think that’s the joke, Burns is so old and out of touch he mixed them up.