This reads like something you would put on a condescending brithday card.
You Will Hot!
This is the last time though!
So is this that famous uglificator?
Oof so close, I even read it the grammatically correct way a couple times lol.
Believe me, I’m incredibly anxiously aware I’m starting twink death
My brain totally just ignored that it was in the wrong order.
This is definitely a dark pattern to make you double take. They could have easily switched sides on the BOTTOM TEXT but chose otherwise
What came in this box?
Cold.
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It’s a portable air conditioner I believe.
CONGRATULATIONS
THIS IS
THE LAST TIME
YOU WILL
HOT
EVER BE
AGAIN
I’m reading the HOT as in parentheses.
YOU WILL (HOT) EVER BE AGAIN
I think they’re saying you’re gonna die and go to hell.
An ugly stick.
Obviously a bomb. “You will never not be again”
My god it’s so awkward I keep fixing it automatically. Not ever be again.
Yes I know it’s hot
I might have figured it out faster without “YOU WILL HOT” being bolded, which makes it look like those three were a phrase with emphasis.
What terrible design. It leads me to assume the product is poorly put together when they can’t even make a coherent sentence on the packaging.
hotever dood
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