I still remember swapping out my 486 SX 33Mhz with a 486 DX 100! I could finally play Duke Nukem 3D properly. Some areas got down to a frame every 2 seconds with the old processor.

OMG that’s so cool!

I got a good chucke of of the minireview review for it.

Age of Empires Mobile is a fantastic real-time strategy game… oh, wait. Scrap that. This mobile version of the beloved RTS franchise has nothing to do with the original PC games. The gameplay is different, and the monetization is extremely pay-to-win. Unfortunately.

Didn’t know it was also a Tencent production. Eww

Quickly look down, but don’t look around, keep your vision still. Then the bouncing crew’s movement will be easier to catch and you’ll at least be able to get a sense of direction. It’s been working really well for me and makes me feel like a super hero when I can find the dropped screw

Strikethrough didn’t seem to work on link text. Great relevant comic though!

Edit: fixed!

His expression looks like a 17 year old’s first day on the job trying to figure out what everything is and does. Except he’s a weird and tired 78 (almost 80) year old.

Gonna make good use of those 33Mhz!

Sometimes I forget that CPU clock speeds were talked about in Mhz instead of Ghz.

I love how it’s been 6 days since the last post here and it’s just randomly shitting on the UCP. Not sure if they’ve done anything particularly bad right now but I don’t think that even matters with all the shit they’ve done since coming to power. I’m just happy they’re not getting rid of bike lanes yet like those hosers in Ontario.

You have a toddler and enough energy to clean the kitchen? Jealous.

I wonder if the is just happening on the 6 or the 6xl is also affected. Either way I’ll not be exploring the private spaces for a while.

Yeah, there’s obviously a market for it, but a good mainline 2D title hasn’t been released in a quarter of a century. Sad.

I somehow missed Bad Street Brawler and went for Bad Dudes because I played that one at the arcade. Wasn’t nearly as good as the arcade version though.

The character sprites were 16x24 in combat, so a whole 384 pixels to work with!

Oh damn that’s hilarious and scary! Do you have any screenshots of the event?

This one is so stupid, but I love it.

1991, but so much more relevant today, especially with the US election coming and the “Did you hear what the Vice President said…” part.

Happy 2nd cake day!

Also, yeah that’s weird to post a 6 year old article.

The pointy end goes into the man.

Sounds Romulan.

My 4 year old kid says Halloween is better than Christmas. So I think you’re missing out.