Egg interceptions up 116% so far this year, while seizures of fentanyl down 32%

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    1 hour ago

    😂 you couldn’t make this shit up!

    Cartels are going to use eggs as a distraction while fentanyl and guns come pouring in. But at least they stopped the eggs from crossing! 😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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    6 hours ago

    When you’re looking for fentanyl but all you find is EGGS!

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    11 hours ago

    I honestly don’t understand the focus on eggs. It makes even less sense than toilet paper during COVID.

    Look, I get that for some people eggs are a cheap source of protein. But you don’t need eggs, and the cheapness also limits the possibility for profeteering.

    So you smuggle some eggs across the boarder and sell them for double. How much have you actually made? I don’t see the reward outweighing the risk here.

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    13 hours ago

    Yet more proof that we are living in Bizarro World. Imagine travelling ten years back in time and trying to convince people this would happen.

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    20 hours ago

    God forbid eggs get across the border. So glad Trump is stopping these monsters

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    1 day ago

    Carney can tell Trump he wants boarder guards watching the boarder to prevent the theft of eggs!