I quit drinking for good.
Now, I only drink for evil.
Okay guys, this is 100% boomer humour, but it’s good boomer humour because it’s making fun of boomer alcoholics
Now that’s some proper boomer humor
Peak
Get it? He decided to be an alcoholic
Yeast is not a plant.
It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life
And yes, due to a technicality, nothing really fits the criteria for one of them.
Right. It’s not an animal or a plant, but “plant-and-fungi-based diet” doesn’t have much of a ring to it.
Fun fact Most candy and snack cakes are plant based too.
I tried that and felt fucking awful, gained like 30 lbs too.
Beer will do that to you lol.
Eating lots of veggies won’t though, if you do it right. Deep fried potatoes at every meal, that kinda thing, bad time. Kale salads with chili-fried tofu, doing fine.
What, no beans?
Magical fruit, always makes me hoot.
always makes me toot
FTFY
The scribbles for leg hair are genius. Respect to the artist