cow detangler

I laughed too hard at this

Now with 189% more peel!

Okay, I’ll grab the eye patch…

What?

Awesome

XKill my beloved.

Thanks, that tracks.

I don’t understand either, but understanding isn’t a requisite for respect.

Uh… What is Heated Rivalry?

Your body itches? Probably low hygiene.

No criminal charges? Yeah, getting away in my book.

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Disclaimer: trees’ deliciousness not guaranteed.

Oh, we’re halfway there
Oh oh, living on a prayer

We don’t joke about Oklahoma out of pity.

A unit of length makes a sound, noted. 🤭

The very first measurement is metric, though…

Aha. Thanks.

Why Teslas? Are the other brands banned?

How the mighty have fallen. 15 years ago Ford was still making good compact cars.