Mobile phones would be more like teleporting in this analogy

Is there an asklemmy that isn’t .ml?

Well now how will I explain that a pregnant dominant species member is not a Martian

Magic deck and use both copies of the fool on the lovers

Show us the challenge review, show us the mascot relay race, show us the kiss cam.

In the first movie her clothes don’t turn invisible so she takes them off and then becomes visible again

Skipping incurs penalty

Don’t worry, there’s a morality core.

The best Linux is WSL

Well who else would win, a vogon?

Well who else would win, a vogon?

Maybe the yogurt from “love death and robots” will save us

It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life

So does everyone, thanks Equifax

That’s why you shower in the morning so you don’t have to wash your sheets

Is there an official lemmy app or did you rename it

Jesus didn’t need to lock his credit with a smartphone after multiple data breaches

If you can’t be trusted with a gun you shouldn’t be in the military. No more of this “you’re an adult only when it’s convenient for us” crap.

The board game?

I declare bankruptcy