l’ve been wondering what horrible stuff we will subsist on after Donald destroys the economy.

Recently happened upon a Buy 2 Get 3 Free sale on Progresso soup. So I got 15 cans for the price of 6. Oh yeah baby, it’s soup time.

I already suck on my soup.

“It’s amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!”

Did Obvious Plant get at job at Progresso???

I’m actually interested in trying these! There is no way to say this without some kind of double entendre, but I like to suck on things to keep my mouth occupied sometimes. I get tired of sucking on sweet things so, if these are tasty, they might be a nice change of pace!

Suck on some soup. It’ll help you feel better.

When I was a (weird) kid, I would suck on the chicken-flavored bouillon cubes. “Weird kid” me would probably have asked for those at the store. Weird adult me will just make soup.

oh, from the thumbnail, I assumed OP was just doing the lazy and photoshopping the “R” into a “P”.

as usual, reality is worse than what I imagined.

So, sugar with salt and MSG? Great!