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You know when you click on the goofiest shit ever that happens in europe its gonna be a polish or a hungarian. Very proud of my country for its contributions to the world.
He is now being investigated for his failure to purchase a ticket. He also faces proceedings for “disruptive behaviour” - which, however, is only considered a misdemeanour.
Fun fact: In Germany, failure to buy a train ticket is a felony (called “fraudulent acquiring of service”) which can lead to prison time. The law was introduced by the Nazis.
Quote by Lenin: “Germans are incapable of revolution. When they occupy a train station, they first buy a ticket.”
Better!
Not buying a ticket (“Erschleichen von Leistungen”) is a crime, but it’s not a felony (“Verbrechen”).
that last quote really hits home. germans are so focused on rules, they forget that sometimes people don’t follow them…
last year i travelled by train from austria to sweden on the cheapest possible tickets, and when i went to board the ICE in münchen at 02:00 there were no free second-class seats. people were sleeping in the vestibules. so i went to the DB site, noticed that seat reservations were independent of ticket purchases, found a free first-class seat, and booked it. the conductor was incredibly mad at me, because “you can’t do that! you have a second-class ticket!”. there wasn’t even a notice about it on the DB site, it just lets you do it. but you’re not supposed to.
Edit: they let me stay in the seat but they were really annoyed about it.
but like, if the difference between first and second class isn’t the seat, in has to be in service. just not giving me first class service solves the problem.
So you booked a seat in first class with a second class ticket?
yes. you could even book a seat without having a ticket. it was completely separate flows.
Why would they do it like that? Does the ticket give anything extra? Sounds like a waste of money to buy first class tickets otherwise.
You can make the reservation independent of the ticket/fare payment. You’re still supposed to have a ticket for the class of service you want.
Paying for a seat reservation doesn’t pay the ‘fare’
I’ve never seen it before but were just given examples, DSB being one.
I find it strange to manage tickets separate from seats. Why not keep them linked?It’s mostly because you can have tickets that are not bound to a specific train. Aside from things like monthly tickets you can also have tickets for a single ride, which have a fixed start and end station, but you can take any train on the booked day. When you don’t know beforehand, which train you will take, you can still reserve a seat as soon as you decide (even just before the train leaves)
Because of things like monthly regional passes.
So what was the outcome? Did they let you stay in the seat? Or if not did you get a refund for the seat?
they said “i guess you can sit there, until someone who reserved the seat comes along”
which was weird because i reserved the seat for the whole trip
Why should they? They reserved him a seat in first class. It’s not their fault that he didn’t have a first class ticket.
You can always buy a first class ticket or pay a surcharge for upgrading your ticket to first class
they didn’t know what to do, but by their own admission they couldn’t really stop me from sitting in the seat i had reserved. they were just really annoyed about it.
Yeah that’s the part I don’t believe. I have seen people getting fined or charged the upgrade for this many times. Maybe they were nice to you because you were a tourist. But they could definitely have made you pay, or call the police to remove you from your seat and get your personal information
but… why? i reserved the seat. there were no seats available in the rest of the train. would they rather i sat on the floor?
there was an older woman who tried to sleep next to the door in an adjoining car. she had to move every time the train stopped. that seems insane to me.
It’s pure bullshit. We’ve told ourselves “things must be this way for efficiency”, yet we’ve merely commoditized casual cruelty.
You reserved the seat, but didn’t have a valid ticket for first class. So yes, either stand,sit on the floor until another seat becomes available, have a meal in the dining car, or take another train if you have a flexible ticket. (You don’t need a reservation to board the train, and some people travel on season tickets or flexible fares where you can choose freely any train).
If you want to be guaranteed a seat buy a reservation in your class
You can pay a surcharge to upgrade your ticket. But the seat reservation just reserves a seat, not the right to travel in that class or on that train without a valid ticket. It’s not linked to a ticket or a name
Most people also prefer to sit on the floor or stand than to not travel on that service and be forced to wait an hour or two
In other countries like France, Italy or Spain it’s like Airplanes on their long-distance services, everyone with a ticket is assigned a seat. And the reservation is linked to the ticket. But in central Europe we fortunately don’t do it this way (with the exception of Poland and Sweden).
(In France and Spain they do this even on some regional services, but their national operators forget sometimes that they are Railways and not Airlines)
Yes because a seat reservation doesn’t free you from the requirement of having a valid ticket for the desired class.
It’s the same in nearly every European Country on trains without mandatory reservations
I would say this is not about Germans being rule focused but you being just used how things work in Air travel
Their point is that any ticketing website in any other country would have the checks built in to not allow it. It’s like an airline showing the first class seats as avaient in the seating chart when you bought an economy ticket.
You can have a weekly/monthly/whatever ticket that lets you ride any train inside the area of validity. The seat reservation system doesn’t have a way to ‘check’ those types of tickets.
You can also book a ‘rail and fly’ ticket on DB that lets you take the ICE /anywhere/ in Germany 24h before/after your international flight, but doesn’t check your airline ticket because it can’t - you need to show the ticket inspector your confirmed booking (paper or phone) when they check your ticket.
If you don’t have a valid booking to show, they will charge you a full fare ticket, or call the cops to remove you and fine you.
No you can buy a reservation without a train ticket in
- Germany
- Austria
- Switzerland
- Czech Republic
- Hungary
- Sweden
- (France)
- Slovakia
- Denmark
And probably more countries, thats just the ones I know from my memory where this is possible
It’s like an airline showing the first class seats as avaient in the seating chart when you bought an economy ticket
No it’s not, because the reservation is a separate service. You can buy it from the train operator but you might have obtained your ticket from your own national train company, or you bought it later on, or you have a flexible ticket and don’t know if you will make this train and it’s busy (your right to your seat goes away after 15 Minutes of departure), or you buy it for someone in your family. It’s just easier to not have this check included. Everyone in these countries knows that you still need to own a valid ticket for this class for the reservation.
I’ve never been able to buy a reservation without a ticket. It is usually buy ticket -> buy seat is you want one or get a random one if not. Perhaps 20 years ago but not today.
Edit: if train ride continues with another company, seat is still managed in my experience.
I’ve never been able to buy a reservation without a ticket
It’s directly on the landing page of bahn.de
Or here in the Swiss Railway App, to give another example (“Nur Sitzplatzreservierung” means “Just Seat Reservation”)
And the other carriers in the list I’ve made above allow it as well
It is usually buy ticket -> buy seat is you want one or get a random one if not. Perhaps 20 years ago but not today.
No, not buying a seat doesn’t guarantee you a seat on the train. Only if there is one available, which is the case most of the time (only during very busy services/timesthere might be no seats available (e.g. December 23)) That’s not how countries with trains without mandatory reservations work. And that’s the majority in Europe
doesn’t guarantee you a seat
This is why I said usually.
SJ (Sweden) and VY (Norway) did not have this option. DSB (Denmark) does. How strange to allow only buying seats instead of changing an existing booking.
Edit: looked at https://jegy.mav.hu/ and could not find the option to buy only seats. It seems like this way of handling tickets is intermittent.
i basically never fly these days. i am just confused why i could even buy a reservation for a different class to begin with.
Because they don’t check anything, you can walk up to a counter or ticket machine and get a reservation without any personal or other details required
yeah that’s my point, it’s super easy to bypass the system and they just assume you won’t. but if you don’t know how the system is supposed to work it’s hard to do it right.
There is no bypass.
Your seat reservation doesn’t entitle you to travel on that train in this class without a valid ticket. You will get a fine if you try to travel with just a seat reservation. And if you don’t pay or are catched multiple times they will initiate criminal proceedings against you
Are you saying that you can buy a reservation without a ticket? That the act to buying a ticket and buying a reservation are two distinct actions?
but what’s the difference between first and second class except the seat? why not make a seat reservation require a ticket?
And those trains will be late. Every time.
Why? Why are they so terrible at having on time trains? Out of everything they do well, why is this seemingly simple thing so terrible?
In my experience a very large % of delayed trains are “people on the tracks”, either people acting stupid or suicide attempts.
Because the ministry of transportation has bled the train system dry in favor of building Autobahns for the past 25 years.
what did i just read?
A man travelling on a high-speed train in Germany clung on to the outside of the carriages after failing to get back on after a smoke break, miraculously surviving speeds of up to 282 km/h, police said on Friday.
The man, a 40-year-old Hungarian national, boarded the train bound for the northern coastal city of Lübeck in Munich on Thursday without a ticket.
Yet, that was not the reason for the risky stunt, according to police. When the train stopped at the Ingolstadt station, some 70 kilometres north of Munich, the passenger stepped outside to smoke.
When he realized the doors had closed and the train had begun moving again, he jumped on the fixture between two carriages and held on to cable harnesses while the train accelerated to speeds of up to 282 km/h, police said.
Onlookers on the platform notified the police at around 3 pm. The driver stopped the train at the small town of Kinding, some 30 kilometres north of Ingolstadt, where the man was arrested.
When questioned by police, the man said he jumped on the outside of the train because his luggage was still inside.
The man “surprisingly” wasn’t harmed in the life-threatening incident, said a spokesman for the federal police.
He is now being investigated for his failure to purchase a ticket. He also faces proceedings for “disruptive behaviour” - which, however, is only considered a misdemeanour.
i mean deutsche bahn… understandable he didnt wanne miss that train. who knows if the next train would even come.
That’s one hell of a windchill factor - particularly in Germany in the winter. I’m surprised he didn’t lose a few fingers to frostbite.
He‘s an experienced Porsche cabrio driver in wintertime
Hilariously deadpan article and incident.
