Just got back from the vet because my dog got into my roommates stash. Good news—she’s going to be fine, but she’s going to be deeply stoned for a long, long time.
Once you have crossed a certain amount of ingested THC it only prolongs the effects but doesn’t make them stronger. I’ve heard of people being high for over 24 hours from a miscalculated edible dosage
Just got back from the vet because my dog got into my roommates stash. Good news—she’s going to be fine, but she’s going to be deeply stoned for a long, long time.
You should talk in a happy, but slow voice, and walk/move in slow motion. And get your room mate to do it too.
Hhhhheeeyyyyy bbbbbuuuuudddddyyyyy. Yyyooouuuuu wwwaaaannnnnaaaa ggggooooo ffffoooorrrrr aaaaa wwwaaaallllkkkk?
Then make sudden jerky movements right at the dog. Nothing could go wrong.
This is why I prefer cats.
Cats will just attack because they feel like it, no need to scare them with sudden movements.
Not how drugs work…
On a dog’s brain? Who even knows?
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Our vet said they have never lost a dog before to this, but it’s 12 hours later and she is still stoned.
Once you have crossed a certain amount of ingested THC it only prolongs the effects but doesn’t make them stronger. I’ve heard of people being high for over 24 hours from a miscalculated edible dosage
Wait, did she ate edibles or just the raw weed, because the weed itself shouldn’t make a dog stoned.
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Ah OK, didnt knew that.
didn’t know*
You didn’t either huh?
eat*
You do know that you don’t have to correct every single grammar mistake people make? Not everyone is a native speaker.