Why do you need a chicken (sold separately) for assembling an anti-tank mine?
In poland we’ve just recently lost around 200 at mines, which were later found at ikea!
I wonder if you could make a fuse that could reliably distinguish the T-series from NATO box tanks by weight.
IKEA names are rarely just the word for the thing, maybe it could be called “SNUBBLA”, “NEKA”, or “MALMÖ”?
“KÄNSLIG”
It’s sometimes city names. For instance IKEA’s doormats are in large part named after Danish towns. Eg “lohals”, “klampenborg”, “køge” and “østerild”, except instead of just wiping their feet on us, they even insist on using that stupid German ö instead of the proper ø.
Fuck you, you drunken Swedes! If it hadn’t been for NATO we would have taken Skåne, Halland, and Blekinge… And Norway while we were at it!
It’s revenge for Älvsborgs lösen.
SPRÄNGA
“TILLSKANSNING”?
Instantly redecorate. For best results use one per room
That sounds pretty familiar
Easy instructions and good results. https://youtu.be/4HSlNkoIID4
Missed opportunity for “rapid disassembly instructions”
Handy! No assembly required!
It’s filled with cheese grade hex keys for shrapnel.
