MANASSAS, VA—Producing numerous congenital and physical anomalies that include extreme Anglo-Saxon deformities, years of inbreeding reportedly caused a pug named Mabel to give birth to a British man Monday. “It appears that excessive pug inbreeding has resulted in this human male with visibly English traits, a sickly appearance, and a dour demeanor,” said veterinarian Jenna Masterson, […]
  • Alteon@lemmy.worldEnglish
    83·
    12 days ago

    This article is fucking amazing.

    “At press time, reports confirmed the British man was put down by veterinarians after he became aggressive around Indian people.”

  • lobutEnglish
    15·
    11 days ago

    As harsh as it may sound, we must acknowledge that perhaps this British man was not meant for our world

    Brexit means Brexit lads. Time to pack it up.

  • Zip2@feddit.ukEnglish
    9·
    11 days ago

    And then if you cross breed a few of those, you’ll get people who’ll turn out of be traitorous shits.

    • Letstakealook@lemm.eeEnglish
      42·
      11 days ago

      Maybe go a little further back in those notes on what country is responsible for at least 75% of the problems in the modern world…

      • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zoneEnglish
        9·
        11 days ago

        If you’re actually American and you’re suggesting that it’s Britain - leaving the US less than 25% of blame for everything - that’s a breathtakingly unexpected level of humility. Well done!

        I don’t think we can pin the whole Empire on Barry, 63 though.

  • egrets@lemmy.worldEnglish
    4·
    11 days ago

    I’m from the UK. I found this funny, unreservedly. But I honestly really wish Americans would drop the “Cockney” thing and take the piss out of modern British accents instead. We’ve got a million of them and most of them are comic - let’s let Cockney die?