“Look, I know that these people voted for you and yours to suffer, but you just need to get over that so that we can come together and be a happy family again. You not getting over that one little tiny bump in our past just alienates everyone that wanted to see your life destroyed. It was a tiny blip from our past. Just get over it already.” ~You…for the most part.
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Oof. Yeah, I did forgot how bad that interface was…
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Alteon@lemmy.worldto WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•Does your body count bother you? Any regrets re sexual partners?1·4 days agoApologies! Didn’t realize. Just saw an interesting question.
Alteon@lemmy.worldto WomensStuff@piefed.blahaj.zone•Does your body count bother you? Any regrets re sexual partners?8·4 days agoIt’s mixed. I remember getting a blowjob from this one chick in college. I was in a dry spell, and she was eager to please. She was definitely not the most attractive women I am ever met, but she made up for it just in the enthusiasm. I came…but she kept going…my god she was a fucking champ. I still remember that one.
There was another time with a different girl, post-nut clarity kicked in with the vengeance and I pretty much threw my clothes on and ran out the door. Fuck the walk of shame, that was the sprint of regret.
Lol. If you haven’t tried I, you really should. It’s like an Enemy Within Demake, with all of the same features and better strategy. You can get an Alien Grenade Launcher that allows you to strategically control the route of the grenade. It allows for absolutely bonkers strategies like blowing a hole in the top of an alien battleship, guiding a grenade in blind to the enemy command structure, and then dropping in afterwards like some sort of Hi-Tech Psionic SWAT Team. Makes the entire enemy team panic. And makes for easy clean up.
Absolutely loved that game.
Edit: I think Xenonauts 2 is supposed to be pretty similar.
Alteon@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•These past few years have been very illuminating12·6 days agoI bring it up here on Lemmy, because it was primarily the ML leftists (on Lemmy) that pushed the idea to skip voting as a way to protest Kamala as a choice…that it was better to permit an authoritarian to take office than allow a centrist democrat. I would 100% would have liked someone like Bernie taking office, but when I’m presented with ‘kick in the nuts’ vs being castrated as my only options, I’ll take the ‘kick in the nuts’ everytime.
Alteon@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•These past few years have been very illuminating11·6 days agoIn an ideal world, I would pick a progressive 10/10 times.
However we don’t live in an ideal world. If your options are warm, stale beer or a steaming cup of shit, I’m going to pick the better option, every time. I’ll push for more ideal options the next go around, but I won’t sink the ship and damn me and everyone to having to deal with shit the next 4 years because I didn’t get what I want.
XCOM: UFO Defense (1994)
It’s by far the best version of XCOM. I mean. The graphics are as great, but it has all of the same features as the modern version (not joking), and I think the strategy is by far better. You can also have your own base that you have to defend.
Alteon@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•These past few years have been very illuminating613·7 days agoSo, an ML Leftist? Sounds about right. If we can’t have the PERFECT candidate, it’s best to just burn everything down in a fit of rage. Forward progress be damned, it’s their way or it’s a vinegary piss fit.
Alteon@lemmy.worldOPto News@lemmy.world•Israel-Iran ceasefire off to rocky start, drawing Trump’s ire after fanfare7·11 days agoWho could have ever forseen this?
Alteon@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.ml•Liar Trump speaks of ceasefire between Iran, Israeli regime14·12 days agoTrump: “I declare that we’re having peace talks!”
Advisor: “Mr. President, that’s not how it works. You can’t just declare that two parties, that you’re not a part of and evidently shown you have zero control over, are now having peace talks.”
Trump: “…but I declared it.”
Alteon@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump administration says Kilmar Ábrego García will 'never go free' on American soil1301·12 days agoSo much for “innocent until proven guilty”.
Fuck off right now. I just got to this stage in life. Ugh. They are so comfortable though…
Approximately 500,000 years ago, when someone made a tiny spear. They just didn’t know it was an arrow at the time.
I mean what is an arrow, but a much smaller spear?
I just missed my flight. I was stressed and upset. This greentext…holy shit. I’m in tears laughing. Thanks!
Alteon@lemmy.worldtoUnited States | News & Politics@midwest.social•She Won. They Didn't Just Change the Machines. They Rewired the Election.102·20 days agoYou act like it’s easy. Republican states shred their data before turning it over (like what happened in Georgia a few years back over one of the state races. It’s a cyclical issue. You can’t look at the data if you don’t have the evidence to warrant looking at it, and you can’t get the evidence if you can’t look at the data.
But no…the anomalies aren’t made up. You just haven’t been paying attention to what’s been going on with it, and that’s okay, it’s a lot to keep up with.
How about we stop deporting people don’t like, whether they are white, brown, purple, or Jake Paul?