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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • IninewCrow
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    This should have more than one ham

    … so that you can “clamp your hams”

    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Its plural in the sense of adressing a group of people and their hams

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Bart, what is the sound of one hand clamping?

      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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        One hammed clamping

        • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
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          Damn.

          The dr diagnosed me with a terrible case of hammed clamping

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  • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m clamping the ham right now boys

    • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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      Hell yeah brother

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      HELL YEAH! CLAMP IT! AROOOOOOOO!!!

    • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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      You clamp that ham! Go for it! We’re right behind you. Figuratively, that is, not literally. Literally would be crossing a line.

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    Vice your hams?

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Clamp

      • stochastictrebuchet@sh.itjust.works
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        Oooooohh

      • Sabata@ani.social
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        Oh… I’ll put my pants back on then.

  • socsa@piefed.social
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    Secure your pork

  • Hnery@feddit.org
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    Friendship ended with Beans & Jeans. Now I only hang out with clamps & hams.

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      Sneed’s Feed & Seed?

  • desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    crank your ham?

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    You, sir or madam etc, are a genius.

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    Syntax error

  • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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    So what’s the next verse? Stamp your keys?

  • 0ops@lemm.ee
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    Ja, buns and thighs

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