Health insurance is a scam when it gets to decide what treatment you’re allowed to have.

For the plot.

If you play games, think of it as a roguelike. Several random failed playthroughs before barely managing a successful one.

You’re mistaken about one thing. We appreciate your support. But you’re just that, the support! We’re the main attraction, baby!

When the world opens their eyes, we’re the first thing they see! You though? You’re in the dark. The world sleeps while you work. Nobody there to see you.

We love you, but don’t go thinking you can steal the show. You’re the black hole to our star dust! The gears to our merry-go-round! The fertilizer that makes us flowers bloom! We’re the stars and you’re the staff, so go low and make us glow!

Thanks!

Spiders wear onesies.

Calm down, Don Quixote!

Yes. Yes, we are.

I’ll be brutally honest here. If you don’t rise with the Sun, you deserve the sunshine in your face!

We’re Nekro aliens using our space ships to terrorize their world.

Depends. Would Anakin still go Vader later? Would he get married with Padme? Would Ashoka know about the kids and what would she think of them?

It can go many ways depending on the circumstances available.

That’s because professionality, standard and competency take time to foster and cost a lot to maintain.

Alright. 10 minutes then. Joking of course.

Truth is, some people can afford to look back at a project, think " I can do better", actually do it and then screw it up in completely new and different ways. It happens.

Maybe they just want to sell the game again by adding a shitty 5 minute mod to it.

Eh, screw it. I’m gonna watch Eureka again.

Nah, it’s because in Rome men wore skirts. Same reason why all men support the independence of Scotland. Gotta make tartan kilts mainstream again.

He’s also a BBQ chef.

There, there… I’m sure some cat will sit on your face someday.

Might not be great, but you saw a point. So, hey if it works…

Everything. Everything scares me. If I stop and think about anything in particular, I slowly realize how frightening that thing really is.

Cat. Sits with its ass on your face while you sleep.

Dog. Eats its own vomit and greets others by sniffing their ass, then tries to lick you.

shivers

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You may have a limited imagination in this regard. Pettiness can be a strong motivator when it comes to office politics. And competence is often enough a triggering factor.

Senior staff will smother perceived competition in order to maintain the stability of their job position.

Not saying it is so here, but it definitely is a common enough situation in general.

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