I can only read this in Paul McCartney’s voice…
FYI: Defibrillators don’t start the heart, they stop it.
The heart doesn’t stop in many heart attacks. Instead it just beats erratically and in a way that doesn’t pump blood well. Shocking the heart to stop it (what a defib does) causes the nerve cells to “reboot” and start beating regularly again.
Shocking a victim who’s heart has stopped is useless and automatic defibrillators won’t go off until they’ve detected the arrhythmia.
Fun at parties?
Tractor trailers = big rigs.
Thankfully chatgpt expanded on the list. Some hits some misses
Sure! Here are 30 more playful names for common items:
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Computer = Clicky Tricky
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Car = Zoomy Roomy
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Bed = Snoozy Woozy
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Shower = Splashy Dasher
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Toothbrush = Bristle Whistle
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Door = Swingy Thingy
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Clock = Tick Tock Block
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Shampoo = Bubbly Scrubbly
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Refrigerator = Chilly Filly
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Piano = Tinky Plinky
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Light Bulb = Glow Flow
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Blender = Whirly Swirly
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Airplane = Fly High Sky
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Shoes = Tappy Clappy
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Glasses = See Flea
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Towel = Wipey Swipey
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Mirror = Peepy Creepy
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Umbrella = Drizzly Fizzly
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Paintbrush = Drippy Zippy
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Backpack = Packy Wacky
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Elevator = Up N’ Duper
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Magazine = Flip Drip
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Scissors = Snippy Clippy
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Chair = Sit Kit
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Lamp = Glimmer Dimmer
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Pen = Inky Pinky
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Television = Watchy Squatchy
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Coffee Maker = Brew Stew
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Pillow = Fluffy Puffy
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Toothpaste = Squeezy Pleasy
I hope you enjoy these whimsical renamings!
Ai barf
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Beans = Farty Starties
Because they give you gas (pooty booty).
And if they went bad, you get booty shooty (diarrhea).
Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot.
The lol per pixel ratio of this meme was significantly above the mean
Gun = Rootie Tootie Point and Shootie
Pointy Shootie
average Australian be like
If they could read they’d be very upset.
I’d have called them chazzwazzers
Walkie-talkie was created by a Canadian engineer Donald Hings.
can’t believe they left out cruise missile: zoomy boomy
Speedo = Scrotie Totey
Erectile Dysfunction = Teenie Weenie
I am completely on board with this and suggest we amend all the dictionaries immediately.
It’s a travesty that they aren’t called “Fuzzy Buzzies”
You can thank the US Army for that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCR-300