seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months agoI'm sure the women will be so very sadmidwest.socialexternal-linkmessage-square264fedilinkarrow-up1558arrow-down128file-text
arrow-up1530arrow-down1external-linkI'm sure the women will be so very sadmidwest.socialseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square264fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChexMax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up90arrow-down1·3 months ago… Can it do domestic labor or just sex? I am a woman and frankly I’d be interested in a robot wife… I’ve got my husband for sex but we’re tired of cooking dinner and cleaning the house. We’d both like a wife.
minus-squarepelya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down2·3 months agoNab a crate loading robot from an Amazon warehouse, it can lift more and will have much less pricey maintenance.
minus-squareben_dover@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·3 months agoand your husband won’t be tempted to fuck it
minus-squaresynae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoAnd that’s where you’d be wrong!
minus-squarefigjam@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 months agoNo shit! If it can clean catboxes and fold the laundry I’m so down.
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·3 months agoThere are robot cat boxes tbf
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 months agoThose can be lethal for your cats.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 months agothat’s called polyamory, and is especially relevant in this economy
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoMonogamy? In this economy?
minus-squareneomachino@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoI would love even a dumbed down wonderbot from that movie robots. Even something just to load the dishwasher would be amazing. But we have to prioritize here, if it can’t fuck there’s no point, throw it in the trash. I feel like I need this /s although I wish it was obvious.
minus-squarePolkiralinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoSign me up for a house-bot. I’m so tired by the time I get home from work that I’d love a robot to do all the chores for me.
minus-squarecheddar@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoI’ve seen this in Detroit: Become Human.
… Can it do domestic labor or just sex? I am a woman and frankly I’d be interested in a robot wife… I’ve got my husband for sex but we’re tired of cooking dinner and cleaning the house. We’d both like a wife.
Nab a crate loading robot from an Amazon warehouse, it can lift more and will have much less pricey maintenance.
and your husband won’t be tempted to fuck it
And that’s where you’d be wrong!
No shit! If it can clean catboxes and fold the laundry I’m so down.
There are robot cat boxes tbf
Those can be lethal for your cats.
that’s called polyamory, and is especially relevant in this economy
Monogamy? In this economy?
I would love even a dumbed down wonderbot from that movie robots. Even something just to load the dishwasher would be amazing.
But we have to prioritize here, if it can’t fuck there’s no point, throw it in the trash.
I feel like I need this /s although I wish it was obvious.
Sign me up for a house-bot. I’m so tired by the time I get home from work that I’d love a robot to do all the chores for me.
I’ve seen this in Detroit: Become Human.