When is he going to get his bear arms installed
Pretty sure he just needs any arms to meet the qualifications, he’s already a bear.
Guy from my undergrad who was missing one hand has always had a profile pic of him posing with a sign that said ‘second hand shop’
Or lefts
Looks like someone got up in arms over your joke.
For the idiots like me, joke is in the title… took me way too long. I kept looking at the guy going “he ain’t got a left” 🤣
He’s going to be all right.
…what happened to Matt Damon??
I was thinking this is forest Gump from his running days.
Lew tenant Dan! I ain’t got no arms!
He wished to become more handsome, and the sea-witch said it would cost his arms.
clearly he lost his arms
And gained some weight around the midsection. Grew out his hair and a badass beard.
Slight improvement overall.
How did he put his hat on?
He just puts it on the ground and does a handstan…
Wait I haven’t thought this through
His nickname’s CleverDick.
You know how…
Squirrelly Dan??
