A family member had this “infamous” email chain. The subject was good, not spammy or obvious, but generic enough to be innocuous.

Length was perfect. Layers of FWDs, pages of them. Enough that you scroll to the point that you’re about to give up, but can’t.

At this point you’re not really even paying attention to the email, you’re just sadistic enough to have to reach the end of the email…

That’s when you look back at the email & there’s a woman goatse’ing you with an apple up her butt.

Neptune’s Nibbles

How many roast quails can fit in a rotisserie chicken?

I think we’re still selling ourselves short here!

That’s how Big Tobacco gets ya…

The Red Bull of Christ… The Jaeger of Heaven. Take this in remembrance of…

that time we got back out & I bit a police horse.

Don’t forget to track down the sequel. It’s pretty good too.

I hope you get giardia & die of crotch rot. May your colon slowly liquify & seep out of your anus until your death serves more purpose than your life.

I keep reading “Raя” in the Pink Panther’s voice & can’t quit laughing…

Don’t jinx us now… there are plenty of idiots in Washington willing to pay idiots to say the things they want said.

I’d wager this asshole would be willing to say a lot.

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I’m going to see him for the first time this weekend!

Thanks for that! Completely agree on Dog Vomit over Scrambled Eggs. Guessing that stuff does not need an appetizing name.

Would Dog Vomit Slime Mold be considered Fuligo Septica, or is it different?

I get that the Dog Vomit part is a common name or nickname, just wondering if it’s the same stuff?

Yep. So full of shit. You’re the one who came into an Apple community talking about how awful apple is.

What did you expect to happen? I’m honestly curious how you came to the brilliant the conclusion that you would what? Find sympathy here? Solidarity for your plight?

Good luck out there. Given your take on Apple & Windows, might I suggest Linux? Or is that too shitty for your liking to?

Well good for you pal, sounds like you’re just full of shit!

‘T

Careful now or someone might assume you’re “a powers that be” and are out to cancel the Bible.

Do you want to cancel the Bible? The answer may blow your mind.

Another big factor was the Memorial Day weekend. Traditionally, movies released over the 3 day weekend haven’t fared well at the box office.

Specifically, this year, the whole Memorial Day weekend crapped the bed & pulled in the lowest revenue in decades. Dan Murell has a great breakdown on this, if it’s of interest.

Garfield picked up steam in its second weekend, but Furiosa just didn’t have the legs.

Which sucks, because it’s a very enjoyable film.

So… go somewhere else & bitch about it? Pretty sure most of the folks here ARE apple customers & are not confounded by this “pathetic veil of secrecy”.

In fact… and I’m goin out on a limb here, I know… I’d wager most people here have actually figured out how use Apple devices. Maybe even for the betterment of their daily lives.

Now, dry those tears with your Windows licenses & quit your bitchin.