Alright, enough making fun of languages that suck…let’s talk about JavaScript.

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant.
Who was very rarely stable

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

“Well boys, looks like shoe bombs are back on the menu!”

Peter Noone, actually. From Herman’s hermits. He never says anything.

https://youtu.be/cNU6uWzLvRk

Because there are still people who have not yet seen the light. Once everyone has joined the fold they will not be able to remember why anyone resisted in the first place.

loop, innerloop, innerinnerloop, …

Drills are waves, not particles.

Iced?

I read that like Michael Caine in Cider House Rules.

They read the book: “To Serve Man”

We’ll make great pets.

“Could you describe the ruckus, sir?”

Thanks, Mr. Connery.

Panda, not fox.

No one logs off.

People inside the US think “Portland, OR what?” Is funny.

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