Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 4 months ago“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1image“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months ago7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoYou don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
minus-squareUlvain@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoEverybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
minus-squareTyfud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoYeah, exactly. This is pure satire. That it’s near indistinguishable from reality at this point, is a tragedy.
This can’t be real
7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.
You don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
Only when sounding
Everybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
Yeah, exactly. This is pure satire.
That it’s near indistinguishable from reality at this point, is a tragedy.