Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 1 month ago“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1image“Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I’m such a catch!”lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Weirdos @lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square37fedilink
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month ago7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoYou don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
minus-squareUlvain@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·30 days agoEverybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
minus-squareTyfud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·30 days agoYeah, exactly. This is pure satire. That it’s near indistinguishable from reality at this point, is a tragedy.
7.74 inches was my favorite hint that it is satire.
You don’t measure your penis with a digital depth gauge?
Only when sounding
Everybody knows real men measure their penises in metric
Yeah, exactly. This is pure satire.
That it’s near indistinguishable from reality at this point, is a tragedy.