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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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  • lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works
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    They’re just flaccid. They get erect when he’s hungry.

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      Just awful, 10/10

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      Awful, take my upvote

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    Like this?

    Toothless dragon gets teeth

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    Nobody has ever asked for more teeth when getting a DJ

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      I’m generally not concerned about how much teeth my DJ has

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        I never brushed my teeth enough as a kid, so I have fewer teeth than I’d like.

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      Speak for yourself!

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      deleted by creator

  • DrSleepless@lemmy.world
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    Dentures

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      Being a gorilla dentist sounds like an exceptionally dangerous job.

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    More importantly, why are your teeth not retractable?

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    why the fuck isn’t he a donkey

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    Retractable teeth in action:

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      Computer, zoom into frame 30

  • zanyllama52@infosec.pub
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    Donkey Kong Dentures lol wtf fantastic

  • pooberbee (they/she)@lemmy.ml
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    She donkey on my kong 'til I country

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    Cybernetic enhancements

    Those teeth are nanomachines son.

    • TheLightItBurns@lemmy.world
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      The La Li Lu Le Lo?!

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    Pre-ripe banana mode

    Over-ripe banana mode

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    His people evolved to prioritize oral sex.

  • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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    Expand dong.

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    He’s like Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon, obviously

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