• Plopp@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        It’s true! I put a potato in my face hole and it comes out between my butt cheeks. A bit worse for wear but it doesn’t matter.

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          5 months ago

          What an awful inspiration for a waterslide concept. Halfway through, you get covered in fecies collected from the port-o-potties.

          And dumped off in the pool at the bottom…shaped like a toilet.

          Dammit brain!!! Why do you make me think these things??? Other people are thinking about puppies, or, 4th of july plans, or pride month, or juneteenth, or how small snicker bars can get before bite size is the new standard bar.

          Yet here I am thinking “what if we ruined everybodys pool party???”

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      5 months ago

      If only we had a series of pneumatic tubes connecting all our homes, you could order something online and have it pop up right next to you minutes later.

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        5 months ago

        A big truck…for dumping…a dump…truck…A DUMP TRUCK!!!

        OMG!!! THAT MEANS CONSTRUCTION WORKERS ARE ACTUALLY IT PROFESSIONALS!!! That explains…nothing actually. If anything it raises a whole NEW set of questions.