Real fans “Find a Way” Yarr.

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%90 will never see combat, and get free Medical, Free College tuition, free/heavily subsidized housing, and ~$50-70k+ a year.

He was removed for supporting primary changers to incumbent Democrats, the diversity rule was just what was used to force him out. https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/23/dnc-gives-david-hogg-an-ultimatum-00307113

Tell that to the Trans solder that had to return early from a Deployment to get kicked out for doing his job while politically inconvienent.

When they did that in the hunger games it came off as cartoonishly evil.

And the cigarettes.

Used to be a Pizza place in my home town that had $1 large pizza on Wednesday no limit, they were the worst pizza in town, but they were packed every week. It went on for years then they got shut down turns out they were using the increase in foot traffic to cover people coming in to buy drugs.

I ate a salad wrong last month, stabbed my self in the soft pallet with a lettuce steam and had a sore throat for 2 weeks.

Pop Pop

They really nailed the “wait, am I having a stroke?” aesthetic.

If I got one for free I’d spend an afternoon dismantling it with a crowbar separating the steel from the aluminum to sell it for scrap, and I’d be the first person to make a profit from a cyber truck.

He was alive this morning when he met with Senator Van Holland.

Don’t comply in advance, don’t take it for granted that the next election won’t happen. They want you to cancel that election, don’t do their work for them.

http://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd6j7jjpgy6o.amp

Well at least he’s not dead.

He is a real La-Z-Boy.

Technically correct, but most Americans understand how sales taxes work, so calling a tariff a sales tax works as a metaphor to explain tariffs.

Captain Steven Rodgers.

The death penalty should be used only for white collar crimes and violations of the public trust. These crimes have the greatest impact on society, and usually have the strongest evidence reducing the chances of a wrongful conviction.

I just realized that Asmongold and MoistCritical are different streamers, I thought they were one guy who had the most wildly swinging takes.