• HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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      1 month ago

      In high school, my friends & I got really stoned after our band performed one night.

      We mocked up some NASA letterhead, pulled out the phone book, & proceeded to create dozens of signed & sealed official correspondence from the space agency.

      Every letter read:

      Dear Jerry,

      You’ll never be an astronaut.

      Love, NASA

      …now I kinda want to do that with this butter box trick. Just randomly select a dozen or so mailing addresses & send them one of these with no other explanation.