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jballs@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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jballs@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I want a hot Russian mommy to force feed me milk until my tummy bursts open and releases a tsunami of milky goodness down the hillside drowning everyone in its path.

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      Sir this is a Wendy’s

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        One order of milk please

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          You get as much as I fucking tell you.

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        Down here in AU, Wendy’s isn’t a burger joint, it’s a Milk bar.

        This fact made it so much better!

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      ok

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      Shit, I clicked on the wrong Amazon wishlist.

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      First time I’ve wanted to upvote and downvote the same comment.

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        Apparently you aren’t very familiar with the oeuvre of @[email protected] 😁

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      …and do you want some ball torture with that, sir?

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        does that cost extra?

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          It’s free, but the safe word costs extra.

          It’s Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen

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            Bring on the fluggegecheimen!

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        RIP :(

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          That’s Cheems, a different dog from the doge dog that passed recently. But he also passed a few months ago. RIP.

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      I think most of these people are offended because you said “tummy”

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