I appreciate the kind words, I was just joking around. I’m a happily taken man with a great girlfriend. To those considering bad choices, I promise the unknown is scary but has much greater rewards than going back to something that already failed.

They have perfected the science of making you want someone that you don’t need.

I should call her

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.

But actually nowadays I just have like 47 different systems sitting around so i’m prepared for when I want to run a giant mecha Monster Hunter/Iron Chef galactic cooking show RPG

Buy me dinner first

Top steam review for your reading pleasure:

Good thing about this being on Steam is they can’t delete discussions that even mention pay to win, right? (NVM they banned me from discussions for mentioning pay to win and let their shills attack me and call me mentally ill without banning any of the toxic people who actually broke the TOS)

Game has so many unique mechanics that are pay walled with absurd prices: rocket tanks, paratroopers, flamethrower tanks, extra vehicle slots so you can spam 8 vehicles in a row while free players only get one, etc…not only is the game blatantly pay to win but they also renamed the Steam release to the original name of the game so they could justify deleting and hiding all the negative reviews from their initial failed launch, fraudulent damage control anyone? Intent to deceive customers isn’t acceptable, devs please remove pay to win or face a review bombing. AGAIN!

Focus should be to fix the AI bots and progression and remove pay to win instead of just simply adding more content only the whales can enjoy or use…not to mention the silver economy is so bad the game devs are being FORCED to admit the predatory monetization/progression was so horrible they can’t even hit 1,000 players at launch. Not to mention they claimed to have tens of thousands of active players on their website but suspiciously have less than a 1,000 after a full Steam launch?

Do yourselves a favor and leave a negative review and dump on this dev team, they deserve it and it is the only way gamers can fight back against this kind of nonsense.

I understand games need to make money, but breaking a game and selling the solution isn’t an acceptable way to run a business. Would you buy a car from a dealership that breaks your car on purpose and then sells you the solution for an absurd price? Don’t support pay to win it is anti gamer and anti gaming, the industry will become miserable and milked dry if we continue to give dev teams like this a single cent.

Dudes got a batman level square jaw, god damn

The way the world is headed the turtle might outlast the great grandkids

Seriously, he does not look like a dude I’d expect to be an expert in female orgasms

Cheers mate, thanks for giving us the time and energy you have. I hope you find some respite :)

No science here, only bigotry

You don’t have to, but it sure helps

Kissed a dude. I’m a dude. He tried to use tongue, I’m a straight guy so that was a nope

Try to remember that next time you’re afraid to try something new because you think you’ll be bad at it and screw it up.

Cereal from a spear?

Yeah, might as well wait for the sequel now

I’d like to propose a micro-genre: Bromance films

Definition: Two or three characters (who need not actually be men) just getting up to mad shit and being great friends either before or as a result of the journey. Not entirely unlike a buddy cop movie but no need for cops.

Examples: Princess Bride, Road to El Dorado, Emperor’s New Groove, Three Musketeers

This micro-genre is absolutely predicated on the quality of it’s dialogue but it’s some of the best out there.

The worst part of this comic is the as long as they keep the rope over the branch he could totally get down via pulley method. Sigh.

I love this for you :)

Nah, but man that was an abrupt “We weren’t close enough to share that experience yet” moment

Ben Shapiro’s evil (in his eyes) twin