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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Trauma

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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    We can stop future generations from breeding today! Traumatize your children until the idea of having children becomes unbearable for them.

    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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      Worked for me! (I’m the child)

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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        You’re not the only one!

    • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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      You have to promise them a some kind of made up dream but make it clear they can never attain it.

      • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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        Oh God, my parents (accidentally) did that with me.

        • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Your parents are billionaire oligarchs who rely on the status quo for cheap labor by forcing ridiculous work schedules, ever increasing rents, and record profits for basic necessities?

          • Mossy Feathers (She/Her)@pawb.social
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            No. But they were always overestimating what I was able to do as a child and were always putting goals just out of reach.

    • monsterpiece42@reddthat.com
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      Aww fuck, is that what does it?

  • Bassman27@lemmy.world
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    When your great grandpa has an Asian fetish

    • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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      It’s okay to date Asian women, it’s not a fetish to think Asian women are (or at least can be) beautiful.

      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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        But its also okay to have an asian fetish

        • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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          Okay, good, because I totally do.

      • Bassman27@lemmy.world
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        Fully agree, sorry if this came off disrespectful. I just thought it was funny lol

        • whoisearth
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          Don’t be sorry. Grandpa clearly has the yellow fever.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Oh hey. It’s my mom saying “who in their right mind would publish anything you wrote?” after showing her my prize money from Reader’s Digest for Teens from when they published a short story I wrote. 😬

    • jaschen@lemm.ee
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      We would love to read it if you still have it.

  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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    I mean…we don’t know the kid isn’t stupid…

    • hexabs@lemmy.world
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      Also feelings of hate are valid. You can’t just invalidate a person’s emotions.

      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        Honestly its bullying if you try and stop him.

        • whoisearth
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          The solution is for the kid to not be a fucking idiot then maybe the father will love him.

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            Also, just to be safe, we should start calling him fat now. Keep things in check.

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    Here I was (before reading the bottom line), thinking this was a comic about Elon musk trying to radicalize the next generation…

  • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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    I’m trying my best okay?

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