• @[email protected]
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    2814 days ago

    Upon learning that the record was missed, the organizers issued the following statement: Screw you, Kyles. I’m going home.

  • @doctordevice
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    1714 days ago

    Whoever wrote the article must not understand how time works, right?

    Kyle is not a chart-topper among popular names in the U.S., according to the Social Security Administration, which annually tracks the names given to girls and boys in each state. The most recent data showed Kyle ranked 416th among male names in 2023.

    By comparison, Ivan ranked 153.

    Name popularity this year doesn’t matter. Infants aren’t the ones answering the call for a gathering of people with a certain name.

  • Cap
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    714 days ago

    Just like Kyle to slack off when a world record is on the line. Thanks, Kyle!

  • Zier
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    314 days ago

    [rolls up in a van with a huge speaker on top] “And the DNA test says the father’s name is… KYLE!”