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Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk ·
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This is what peak slavcore looks like (extra images in the comments)

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Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.works to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk ·
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  • Justas🇱🇹@sh.itjust.worksOP
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    Good dog included in the price.

    The dog in question

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.uk
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      Sold!

    • Drusas@kbin.run
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      How much for just the dog?

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    Where is the alcohol cabinet

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      Any cabinet, they’re all for alcohol!

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      I can smell the tobacco from here

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  • Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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    I like the chandelier, is it possible to have all three bulbs on at the same time?

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      Probably yes, although a lot of cheapskates will unscrew some of them when not in use to save energy.

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        I don’t think bulbs use a whole lot of energy these days. A 10W LED bulb would cost $14 per year to run constantly (US pricing). An old 60W bulb would be $83 per year in comparison.

        But there’s probably no reasoning with someone who decorated that room.

        Math:

        LED bulb power = 10W

        Electricity cost in US = $0.161 per kWh

        Running 1 bulb 24 hrs a day = 0.24kWh

        Price per day = $0.038

        Price per year = $14, running 1 bulb constantly

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          Huh, that’s actually more expensive than I’d have thought for a single bulb, even taking into account that you’d probably only be running it for a quarter of the time

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    I feel like individually every item in this room looks nice but when it’s all shoved together like this it’s sure…intense.

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      Post-soviet maximalism is a thing, apparently.

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    There’s a rug on the wall. I didn’t think they know what a tapestry is.

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      Wall rugs are hung for two reasons:

      • Insulation, both for temperature and sound, back when other insulating materials were unavailable.

      • If a rug is particularly expensive, they are hung to prevent them from getting dirty, especially if the owner’s feet get dirty from farmwork.

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      Wall rugs are a slav thing

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        Walls made of rugs are a nomad thing.

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          There were a fair amount of formerly nomadic people in the Soviet Union and I’m guessing there was some cultural exchange

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          VGH the nomad spirit

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      But I bet the acoustics are amazing

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      the soviet apartments typically had cinderblock walls with no insulation and drafty mortar gaps. the heating systems were centralized boilers which usually were not operational/operating.

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      Soundproofing and insulation.

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    I looked at it again and I don’t know what to say…

    pic

    pic

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      It’s literally all moldy. At least that’s what those sofas look like. (we had some similar sofa looking similar to this and just pzr a blanket over it to make it liik nicer)

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    I have to be honest and I think I just out and out like it. It’s mixed patterns are rather chaotic, but I love the attempts at extravagance. I’d love that front room, compared to my dull rental one.

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    I feel like I remember this house and my grandma taking me there. This is a weird experience for me

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      You are not in this alone.

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    Looks like the house of one of those rich Russians that live pretty much everywhere in my neighborhood lol.

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    You ever go through a Russian amateur porn phase and remember all the fine rugs hanging above the beds?

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      Gonna muffle the sex sounds somehow, grandma’s sleeping behind that wall.

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    The contact details belong to a real estate agent, so I think I am not breaking rule #7, but I will blur them out of any future pictures just in case.

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