You have sex with ONE ghost and they never let you forget it.
A tourist is traveling through Ireland and stops by a pub for dinner. Lonely and looking for company he strikes up a conversation with a local man sitting at the bar. He asks the man for his name and he replies,
“Did you cross the bridge on the way into town?” The tourist nods. “I built that with me own two hands! Do they call me Seamus the bridge builder? No!”
The tourist tries to reply but the man continues, “did you see that great big stump outside the pub?” The tourist nods again “I cut that down with me own two hands! Do they call me Seamus the lumberjack? No!”
The tourist asks, “What do they call you, then?”
The man mutters, “You fuck one goat…”
In this life … or the next
I ain’t afraid of no ghost!
Bustin’ makes me feel good
Ghost Bust-a-nut am I right?
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I am tempted to make a twitter just to @ her with these lol
I feel dirty because twitter but I couldn’t resist. She has a private account. I sent a request. Someone give me a clever banner. The profile pic was a given.
edit- came up with what I think is a good banner haha
I can’t even view Twitter anymore. Anyone got a trick?
why can’t ya?
I’m allergic to Nazis
Nm just click this from my phone and I see… You have to be logged in. This is stupid. As much as I want to cyber bully Gates McFadden I don’t think it’s worth it to have to use Twitter to do so.
Maybe use Mastodon instead
She doesn’t have one, unless you can find one I missed.
What am I missing here? Why?
Because it would be funny? She seems to have a good sense of humor and it would be fun to see her reaction.
Did he survive?
