More wholesomeness from Positivityman
Classic Positivityman
So positive he went off the scale just like Gandhi in civilization.
He is HIV-positive
Now that’s a wholesome 100 moment right there Keanu!
Everyone knows the Bulls logo is an upside-down alien giving it to a crab.
I thought it was a robot
Robots can be from other planets.
While reading a book.
turns phone upside-down
… huh.
A friend of mine had a small daughter who died choking on a grape. I mean, it’s not exactly relevant here, it just made me think of him. I hope he’s doing alright these days.
That is why my wife and I chopped every grape in half before feeding it to our son.
- Jack Handy
Wow, are you him?
I used joke with the guy I’m talking about in the comment above when he’d say dumb or basic shit. No shit.
Like, one time he seen me and another friend smoking on the porch at work and he said, “If you boys smoke, you will die.” And I replied, something like, “Deep thoughts by postmateDumbass…”
Would be a crazy coincidence if you aren’t him.
I mean, I also see how your comment fits, but damn.
Not the same person.
I started out thinking General Dumbass but thought that was too presumptuous and militaristic.
But that bit just read like a Deep Thought.
Why would you post that here? That’s terrible
I mean, I think it’s pretty obvious why I posted it here. There’s a dude hoping some kid chokes on a grape in that meme up there.
Sorry if I made you sad. That shit actually happened. Nothing I can do about it.
I’m pretty sure that reply was a joke based on the username, if that changes anything for you
Are you positive, man?
Doesn’t that make it relevant though?
Sure does!
I’m so confused. Is this real or no? Like… Do I feel sad or do I go and say “hah, weirdos”!
Sanest Reddit poster
He is Positivity Man after all.
To be fair, he’s sitting at -29 when the screenshot was taken.
11 years later…
Didn’t notice that part. I think most subs lock the voting after 6 months if it isn’t a default setting. If it wasn’t a big sub that long ago, that still seems about right. If reddit still allowed you to see the upvote/downvote ratio, it would be more telling if it was universally rejected opinion or if it was closer to 50/50.
I think its probably an in-joke we (and the reddit downvoters) are not getting. I probably would have upvoted it assuming it was a joke.
It’s wild to think, by the time this screenshot was taken that far might be embarrassing his daughter in front of her friends with this very same story.
Unfortunately, she choked on a grape and died :(
Oh shit, Shen Bapiro’s alt account!
Most sane sports fan
He’s right. It doesn’t look like a cow. It looks like a robot fucking a crab.
I’m guessing PositivityMan is a novelty account?
deleted by creator
and it’s called spez
As a father I always love a good dumb-fuck who has had little to no exposure to what toddlers are actually like.
Most fun when someone says a kid “could not have done” something by themselves… Kids are smarter than people give them credit for, they figure shit out. They just lack experience.
My daughter is four now, but I was always blown away even at age two by just how present and human she already was. Her English was spotty, sure… But the kid was clever, hilarious, empathetic, supportive, and she knew how to meme. She’s infinitely better at these things now, but it was there. It was beyond what I had imagined a kid that young could be. Before having your own you’re typically pretty limited in exposure to them, and in passing it’s easy to just perceive other people’s kids as dumb. But you spend enough time with one of them and you realize that’s a fucking person in there.
I guess PositivityMan roots for the Timberwolves.
*PositvityMan
He’s positive OP is lying.
Meanwhile on Lemmy “But have you tried using Linux yet?”
“Mu-mu-mu-moo cows mu-mu-mu-make milk!”
